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Music Video Pitch: Absolutely (Horror Story of a Girl)
How many lovers would stay, just to put up with this every day and all day? Lights up on our Lead, a sleepy-looking woman, sipping coffee at her kitchen counter. The sunrise streams in the window, casting her in a radiant glow.
Veronica WrenPublished 3 months ago in HumorThe Great Alphabet Battle
A strange uproar disturbed the calm in the charming village of Lexiconia, where letters frolicked in the air and words danced on pages. Once friends in the formation of words and sentences, the alphabet's letters were now fighting each other fiercely. This is how it all transpired:
Richard WeberPublished 3 months ago in HumorThe Top 10 Belly Button Adventures You Never Knew Existed!
Ah, the belly button. That enigmatic tiny dimple that, up until now, none of us has really paid any attention to! With these ten belly button experiences that will make you chuckle, scratch your head, and possibly feel a bit sick, get ready to be astounded by the mysteries of the navel. Now let's get started!
Richard WeberPublished 3 months ago in Humor"Fuck You"
“Psssssttt. How many bad words do you know?” Izaak’s six-year-old voice whispers during reading time. “You don’t have to say it out loud. Just show, with your fingers,” he points to his left hand.
Jla Starr JohnsonPublished 3 months ago in HumorThe Politically Correct Fairy Tale
(Warning: This Story Is Not For The Humorously Challenged). Once upon a time. In a kingdom far, far away. 'The Council of Good Morals And Interesting Discussions' decided to buy real estate up on the flat topographic plains of the world. This land was far cheaper than their economically challenged land from low. And therefore, they decided to buy it.
Deasun T. SmythPublished 3 months ago in HumorTwelve Things You Need To Know About Dating Me.
Well, I guess we all have quirks, and yes, sadly, you can't date me because I am married! Oops! I just thought I'd let you know.
Carol TownendPublished 3 months ago in Humor"I'm Still On The Loo!"
So, I'm sitting here feeling the waves of salty sea flushing through my body, though I am sure I'm not a fish swimming in the sea. Squeezing my thighs so hard that I think my pelvic floor muscles are going to fall out any time soon, I bang on the door and shout,
Carol TownendPublished 3 months ago in HumorYou've heard of puppy love...
Maggie sat slumped on the sofa, her feet resting on the velvet ottoman as she lazily swiped through Tinder. She let out a long sigh in regards to the pathetic prospects that danced across her phone screen, illuminating the dark living room. About an hour earlier out of sheer boredom, she had made up a drinking game to coincide with her idle swiping. She took a swig of her cheap wine everytime someone mentioned The Office in their bio, when they were holding a fish, if they were named Jason or Ryan, or if they had a list of demands in their bio. When she decided she wasn’t getting drunk fast enough, she decided to just drink something about their profile in general made her physically recoil.
Julia CowderoyPublished 3 months ago in HumorI Am Book at the Bottom of Your TBR Pile
At least one morning a week, I rock side to side to knock us all over, startling you awake and hoping you’ll forget that I’m always at the bottom of your TBR pile that never stops growing.
Maggie BlahaPublished 3 months ago in HumorThoughts About Cindy
Cindy turned ninety two weeks ago. It was just another day for her though. She went into the lounge and all the flowers, about 28 bouquets, that arrived from friends, family, acquaintances and associates, beautifully decorated her home. She asked one of her staff members, "have you ever seen anything like this?' She was certainly flattered to receive so many bouquets. He politely said no, although what he actually thought was 'yeah, at a funeral'.
HummingbirdPublished 3 months ago in HumorSatire News Story- Joe Biden’s Zombie Transformation
This article provides a humorous take on current events by depicting President Joe Biden’s transformation into a zombie and the comedic portrayal of public perception.
Timothy A RowlandPublished 4 months ago in Humorharitaki Doctor
In a family from generation to generation, great-grandfather, grandfather, father and daughter all used to survive by doing medicine. Finally a grandson went around the town without noticing it. Then one day he came back and thought that we can also cure and survive, so he searched for old medicines. He found only one bundle of haritaki seeds and came to the conclusion that he would have to survive on this. But he himself did not know what haritaki would do.
Nandhini.MPublished 4 months ago in Humor