Julia Cowderoy
Joined February 2024
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You've heard of puppy love...
Maggie sat slumped on the sofa, her feet resting on the velvet ottoman as she lazily swiped through Tinder. She let out a long sigh in regards to the pathetic prospects that danced across her phone screen, illuminating the dark living room. About an hour earlier out of sheer boredom, she had made up a drinking game to coincide with her idle swiping. She took a swig of her cheap wine everytime someone mentioned The Office in their bio, when they were holding a fish, if they were named Jason or Ryan, or if they had a list of demands in their bio. When she decided she wasn’t getting drunk fast enough, she decided to just drink something about their profile in general made her physically recoil.
By Julia Cowderoy6 months ago in Humor