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Twenty Flight Rock
One of the great things about living on the twentieth floor is the views you get. Disconcerting things are the way the buildng sways in high winds, and everyone brings up "The Towering Inferno" especially with the heatwaves we are getting now.
By Mike Singleton đź’ś Mikeydred 3 months ago in Humor
I Audited My Own Thoughts and Found Most of Them Unnecessary...
In the interest of self-improvement, clarity, and whatever passes for accountability these days, we at The Pompous Post decided to conduct a full internal audit. Not of finances, nor productivity… nor of anything useful, but that’s beside the point. We decided to audit our thoughts! Well, one of us did; the other just read it and laughed.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
Don’t Shoot the Messenger . Top Story - July 2026.
The weatherman’s smile goes from giddy to demonic while he swipes his hand over the red portion of the map. “Our heatwave continues. This week’s gonna be a real scorcher. Don’t go outside if you can avoid it, and if you do, stay hydrated.”
By Leslie Writes3 months ago in Humor
Nothing in My Wallet
Can someone please tell Jennifer Garner to stop asking me what's in my wallet? Nothing. There is nothing in my wallet. Jennifer Garner’s lovely face and gorgeous smile are everywhere. She's starring in Five Star Weekend on Peacock, making delicious food, jetting off to beautiful places, wearing adorable outfits, and every five minutes she pops up asking me, "What's in your wallet?"
By Tina D. Lopez3 months ago in Humor
A conundrum for two old farts (The Grumpy Old Men)! . Top Story - July 2026.
If you haven’t read any of the Grumpy Old Men series, Marty and Steve are two grumpy old men who live together. They have known each other for years. Marty has been a bachelor all his life.
By Calvin London3 months ago in Humor
Putin's Wifi Problem. Top Story - July 2026.
Putin died. He didn't even see the Pearly Gates, was sent straight down to hell. All the lowest-level demons had a lot of fun with him, turning his earthly nightmares into hell reality. There were sharp metal nails under his nail beds, Saddam Hussein-like public beatings and the noose, a bottle from Qaddafi's rear, Ceaușescu's firing squad, and many other ways and means of torture. His body was completely beaten and torn, even though it was all only in his mind and it regenerated during the short breaks between beatings and executions.
By Lana V Lynx3 months ago in Humor
The Eternal Wisdom of Bill Gates and Michelle Obama
In our age of endless debate, two figures stand above the rest as sources of profound, mystical insight: Bill Gates and Michelle Obama. While lesser mortals struggle with basic logic, these two have transcended it entirely. They speak not in mere words, but in profound truth.
By Scott Christenson🌴4 months ago in Humor
THE SILENT TRAGEDY OF MEN IN THEIR 40s & 50s WHO SAY “NOICE”...
I. A NATION IN PERIL (AND WE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE….) Across America, in living rooms decorated with mismatched throw pillows and half-assembled IKEA furniture, something tragic is unfolding. Something subtle. Something insidious. Something… deeply disturbing and quite frankly, unnecessary.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
COLOR THEORY: THE GREAT BEIGE CONSPIRACY
Growing evidence suggests that the modern world has entered a full-blown chromatic meltdown. What once was simple - red, blue, yellow, green, white, black, tan - has been replaced by a sprawling, pretentious, psychologically destabilizing riot of color names so ridiculous, they should require a warning label.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
