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The One Star Review . Content Warning.
Dear Yurp reviews, This was the worst meal I ever had. My friends and I went to Goma Bakery for some good eats. We had heard good things from other customers. We heard they used a special, sticky plant juice that enhanced the flavor of their food. We heard they were great and had a top notch world famous Michelin rated chef serving the best food and had excellent customer service with a top notch wait staff. People say they always left full and the prices were reasonable.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Top 5 unseen secrets about birds. Content Warning.
1. CrowKnown for its glossy black plumage and distinctive cawing call, the crow has long captivated human fascination. One of the crow's exceptional skills is its problem-solving prowess. Studies have shown that crows can use tools to obtain food, exhibiting cognitive sophistication that rivals some primates. They can fashion hooks from twigs to extract insects from crevices and even drop nuts onto busy roads to crack them open with passing vehicles.
By CHITHRAKALA.S3 years ago in Humor
When You Call A Woman A Tart. Remember A Tart Is Food.
I love tarts. I like Lemon tarts, cherry tarts, Jam tarts, and most tarts. I also love savory tarts. Tarts are delicious, so to those of you who have been called a tart, I applaud you because you must be tasty.
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Drug Dealers vs. Banks
I have odd thoughts when I think about where my money goes. I do not spend money on drugs...well, not illegal drugs. And yet, I still have no money. All that time saving and being (nearly) careful with my cash, I thought that I would be doing better than I am. So, why did this happen?Hmm...
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Humor
The 26 Most Useless Facts That Will Astonish You. Content Warning.
Do you ever find yourself lost in the labyrinth of useless information? We've all been there, stumbling upon facts that serve no practical purpose but leave us utterly intrigued. Whether you're a trivia enthusiast or simply looking to amuse yourself with the peculiar, we've gathered the 26 most useless yet utterly fascinating facts that will make you the life of the next dinner party.
By Konstantin Stefanov3 years ago in Humor
Funny Things I Said To My Laptop Today.
Laptops are convenient, useful, and annoying at the same time. They try to restart when you don't want them to, even when you ask them not to, they freeze randomly on you, and sometimes they only start up when they feel like it.
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Humor
