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Mom, Aren't You Glad I'm Not Addicted to Drugs?
So how many chickens did you think you were living with this year? I said to my daughter and she answered, "A solid 21 with one rooster so far, and a baby goose." Oh yes, the baby goose for Dave, right? "Right! The baby goose to help Dave to forget about the chickens."
By Denise E Lindquist5 months ago in Humor
Murphy Has You on Speed Dial (And He’s Not Leaving a Voicemail)
There are people in this world who float through life untouched by the universe’s cruel little pranks. Their toast lands butter-side up, their headphones never tangle, and they’ve never once stubbed their toes on a table leg… And then… there’s you.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
BREAKING: Local Man Explains the Entire Plot of a Movie He Hasn’t Actually Seen, Based Solely on the Poster
CHIP VAGUELY (Anchor Desk, visibly exhausted): Good evening, I'm Chip Vaguely, and welcome to Channel 8 News. Where the truth doesn’t just come out… it rambles for several minutes first.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Brick Jokes That Are Solid as a Rock (and Twice as Funny)
Bricks might look simple, but they quietly hold up the world. From houses to walls to creative buildings, the basic building unit known as Brick is everywhere. And somehow, something so solid and serious turns out to be perfect for jokes.
By JokeJester5 months ago in Humor









