General
The Next Morning
Sunlight spilled across my face, waking me. I rose slowly, a bit slower than usual, probably one or two martinis too many. I’m glad I pulled my robe around my body: I heard voices coming from my bath as I tread through the arbor joining it to my chamber. Sure enough, there my brother was, having a hot tub party in my bath. He took one look at my face and quickly escorted everyone somewhere else.
By Harper Lewis 4 months ago in Humor
Dinner
Whiskey tango foxtrot. Would you look at the seating chart my brother just handed me? It was a nightmare worthy of Phobetor and Phantasos. I swatted him with it then told him he could seat the ladies. That should fix his little red chariot but good. “And tell Aphrodite to dress for dinner. I won’t have her at my table in cut offs and a tube top.” I noticed Hermes glancing at the chart. “Any table.” If there’s a loophole, he’ll find it. If there isn’t, he’ll make one.
By Harper Lewis 4 months ago in Humor
PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT: The Uncontrollable Urge to Sneeze While Using Your Phone or Laptop
In what the Department of Common Catastrophes has declared “a growing national emergency,” experts are warning citizens about the overlooked menace plaguing millions of modern lives: the involuntary sneeze during moments of technological engagement.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Leaving Puns That Make Every Goodbye a Little Funnier
Leaving is part of everyday life. People leave work, leave chats, leave parties, leave homes, and sometimes just leave a situation that got awkward too fast. It’s a normal moment—but that’s exactly why it’s perfect for humor.
By JokeJester4 months ago in Humor
The Meme-ing of The Signs of The Times
⚡ Hello again! 👋😁 It's me: __Lightning Bolt⚡! I'm back yet again with another hilarious edition of Meme-ing Madness! In the last edition of this sporadically ongoing series, I informed everyone that the Future of Funny on Vocal depended on you. 🫵
By Lightning Bolt ⚡4 months ago in Humor
BREAKING: Area Man Has Successfully Navigated Entire Social Gathering by Just Nodding and Saying “Heh… Tell Me About It.”
SOMEWHERE, USA - In what experts are calling “a landmark achievement in verbal minimalism,” local resident Gary Mullins has reportedly endured an entire three-hour neighborhood cookout without expressing a single original thought.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
