Indiana Worries Me

Introduction

This is for Harper Lewis' challenge, which you can check out here:

The music is "Indian Wants Me" by R. Dean Taylor, I believe the first white artist in Tamla Motown.

Indiana Worries Me

At least they only fined the monkey for smoking. In Hartlepool, they hung a monkey for being a French Spy, but they made him an icon and called him "Hangus".

So we can't force monkeys to smoke, but they can be fined if they smoke a cigarette.

Then we get π (Pi) rounded up to four because 22/7 or 3.142857142857143, because that is far too complex for some people. So all engineering calculations would be wrong, and a pendulum clock would gain fifteen minutes an hour, but we have had enough of scientific experts. TikTok is where it's at. Yay, π=4, now I can do calculations.

We need to measure those hotel sheets, but the numbers are big, so we can use π to check them, but it will take too long to get to the hotel because we can't pass a horse which is walking very slowly down the street.

And my watermelon and garlic lunch is causing problems as well, but they wouldn't let me catch a fish with my bare hands, so watermelon and garlic it had to be.