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The Fartblossom
The fartblossom (Malodorus flatulus) is an aquatic or ground plant whose leaves float atop the water or protrude from the ground from a stalk that is quite prickly and hairy. Its roots extend vertically below the surface, where it is anchored via a circular contractile ground sphincter that orients its tilt.
Gerard DiLeoPublished 8 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
20 Thoughts That Live In My Head Daily.
We all have thoughts running around our heads, but we hardly ever say the silly stuff aloud! Well actually, you would speak them aloud, if only you weren't too embarrassed to admit them!
Carol TownendPublished 8 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
Alex H MittelmanPublished 8 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
The 26 Most Useless Facts That Will Astonish You
Do you ever find yourself lost in the labyrinth of useless information? We've all been there, stumbling upon facts that serve no practical purpose but leave us utterly intrigued. Whether you're a trivia enthusiast or simply looking to amuse yourself with the peculiar, we've gathered the 26 most useless yet utterly fascinating facts that will make you the life of the next dinner party.
Konstantin StefanovPublished 8 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
Rabbit and tortoise's friendship
Once upon a time, in a lush green forest, lived a very imaginative rabbit named Khargosh. Khargosh loved to spend his days exploring and inventing fun games for all his forest friends. He had a colorful imagination and was always thinking of different ways to have fun. One sunny day, Khargosh stumbled upon a little turtle named Kachhua, who had just moved to the forest. Kachhua was feeling quite lonely and sad because he didn't know anyone and couldn't explore the forest like Khargosh could.
DHARMA RATANPublished 9 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
The Isolation of a Broken Mind
In a small, dimly lit apartment tucked away on a quiet street, lived a woman named Sarah. Sarah's existence was a poignant illustration of the isolation that often accompanies schizophrenia. Her story was one of heartache, courage, and the enduring yearning for connection in a world that seemed to have forgotten her.
Timileyin AkinleyePublished 9 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
Are We Out of F*cks Yet?
Disclaimer: I use the word “fuck” fairly often in private conversation, and quite loudly on occasion. (Just ask Pam.) I also use various terms that relate to fellatio and incest, and both male and female genitalia. I'm reasonably sure that I've used “The 'F' Word” somewhere in my Vocal stories. This is a satirical look at the growing prevalence of the term in stories I read on this platform. It may cost me some friends. It's bound to cause some resentment. All I can ask is that you read it with your sense of humor active. If you make it to the end (Don't cheat, dammit!) you might even find a fun little surprise.
Dana CrandellPublished 9 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
Film Fridays #4
In an era where thought-provoking cinema is often overshadowed by the glitz and glamour of big-budget blockbusters, "Idiocracy" emerges as a brilliant beacon of biting social commentary and satirical humor. Directed by Mike Judge, the creative mind behind cult classics like "Office Space" and "Beavis and Butt-Head," this 2006 gem takes a hilariously exaggerated look at the consequences of a society's steady intellectual decline. With its razor-sharp wit and a cautionary tale that feels alarmingly relevant, "Idiocracy" stands as a brilliantly executed work of cinematic satire.
TrippHazrdPublished 9 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
Love Brewing in Every Cup
In the heart of a bustling city, where dreams and ambitions collided, a simple café held the key to an extraordinary love story. "Café Serendipity" was a haven for coffee enthusiasts, with an atmosphere that whispered tales of destiny and romance. Little did anyone know, it was about to be the backdrop for a love story that would captivate the digital world.
unknown personPublished 9 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
MY BANANA EXPERIENCE
Ever had one of those moments where a simple interaction opens your eyes to something bigger? Well, that's exactly what happened to me when I met a young guy selling bananas. It might sound like a regular banana-buying story, but trust me, it's way more interesting than that.
Emeka MarsPublished 10 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
Meet the Whimsically Wild Customers of Cuckoo Walley Mart-o-Rama!
Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts as we journey through the delightfully wacky world of Cuckoo Walley Mart-o-Rama! This is a realm where shopping carts perform acrobatics and price tags sing like rockstars. But the real show-stealers? The eccentric customers that make this place a laughter-filled carnival. Hold onto your sides, because you're about to meet the cast of characters that will leave you in splits!
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The Hilarious Chronicles of Quirky Coworkers: Surviving the Circus in Your Office
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, to the uproarious spectacle known as your office! Welcome to the zany world of coworker camaraderie, where each character brings their unique blend of quirks and antics to the daily circus. From the ever-disappearing Foreskin to the 90% cabbage Coleslaw, and from the perpetually break-taking KitKat to the half-job Arthur, laughter and hilarity are the main events. Buckle up as we take you on a sidesplitting journey through the chaotic ensemble of coworkers, bringing joy and amusement to your workday. Let the laughter begin!