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"I'm Still On The Loo!"
So, I'm sitting here feeling the waves of salty sea flushing through my body, though I am sure I'm not a fish swimming in the sea. Squeezing my thighs so hard that I think my pelvic floor muscles are going to fall out any time soon, I bang on the door and shout,
Carol TownendPublished 3 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
Letter From The Unknown, And The Reply, Also From The Unknown.
Letter from the unknown: Dear Unknown, Are you really unknown? I think I know you. You're a smart ass, and I don't know how to outsmart you.
Carol TownendPublished 3 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
Jolly Brothers
Once upon a time in the quaint seaside town of Merryville, two brothers, Luke and Max, were known far and wide for their adventures and misadventures. Luke, the elder brother, was a lanky fellow with a penchant for daydreaming, while Max, the younger one, was a stout lad with a fondness for practical jokes. Their lives took a hilarious turn one sunny afternoon when they stumbled upon a mysterious map leading to buried treasure.
Alexander WalkerPublished 3 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
She Said No!
"No!" She said. "No! No! No!" She sat in the Cafe, eying up the beautiful rainbow cake in front of her. She was supposed to be on a mission to eat less cake; it wasn't that she needed to lose weight, but she had pledged to be more healthy.
Carol TownendPublished 3 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
What We Do In The Shadows
From the film From the TV Series Introduction What We Do In The Shadows is in its final series, and since the TV series relocated the crew to Staten Island it has been one of my favourite excursions into the creatures of the night, incredibly funny with a top-notch cast.
Mike Singleton - MikeydredPublished 3 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
Tinder Travesties 2 - The Anatomy of Lawrence
This article was declined upon first submission for "not meeting the quality standards." There were no other notes. I deleted a few sentences I thought could be problematic and reformatted, but it seems as though Vocal wants to censor this in-depth critique of Lawrence. We'll see if this article makes it past the censors this second time. I'll see you on the other side, friends.
Steven Christopher McKnightPublished 4 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
My Top Five List of Things to Accomplish in 2024 While Doing Virtually Nothing
Tao baby. It's all about, like, just going with the Universal Flow. And I'm flowing faster than Great Aunt Margaret during the middle of the month.
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Kevina is Naughty
Once upon a time in the quaint little town of Jollyville, there lived a mischievous young girl named Kevina. She was known throughout the town for her misadventures and pranks that would leave everyone laughing and shaking their heads. Kevina's mischievousness knew no bounds, and her antics were the stuff of legends.
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Satan's Claws
"Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow." Southpark (1999) You people just have no f*cking clue, do you? You think Santa Claus is just some mythological lard butt that flies around in a holly jolly sleigh with eight imprisoned reindeer pumping the air furiously, their bleeding Rudolph the Red Nosed (because dripping blood from their hemorrhagic brainpans) noses pressed against the freezing December winds. It's all just folklore, ain't it? All in good fun, ain't it?
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To The Person I Accidentally Got Drunk Last Christmas.
It wasn't me, it was the Christmas Cake! It told me to pour the whole bottle of sherry into it! Or, did it say 1/4? I can't remember!
Carol TownendPublished 5 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
Post Deployment Rant Gone Wrong
My coping mechanism of choice is mockery. I choose this because it's better than crying, and crying is the worst thing I can do at work. You know, because I live on a nuclear carrier, as a gunner's mate, alongside egos and tough facades.
Becky TroupPublished 5 months ago in Humor - Content Warning
Epilepsy Humor
The story image is that as a joke. Not everything has to be reported. Some of the following are extremely dark... If you are easily offended, this article is NOT for you.
Rene PetersPublished 5 months ago in Humor