Hilariously Funny Jokes to Make Your Friends and Family Laugh
Hilariously Funny Jokes to Make Your Friends and Family Laugh
By Daniel B. Usang Published about a year ago • 3 min read
Hilariously Funny Jokes to Make Your Friends and Family Laugh
Need a laugh? We found the funniest jokes around to tell all of your friends and family. You'll be sure to brighten someones day when you unleash a hilarious joke when they least expect it.
- What was the rain told by the dirt? My name will be mud if you continue like this!
- Why was the sunflower unable to ride a bike? Its petals fell off.
- Where does an egg like to go on vacation? City of New York.
- I recently consumed a sock. It took a lot of time.
- Which candies do astronauts prefer? Martian bars.
- I looked around for some camo pants, but none were available.
- Who slips and doesn't require a bandage? a downpour.
- I was about to make you laugh with a boxing joke, but I forgot the punchline.
- I don't like spring cleaning. To be completely honest, I too dislike cleaning in the summer, fall, and winter.
- How come the egg hid? The animal was a small chicken.
- I placed an Amazon purchase for a chicken and an egg. I'll inform you.
- Which month of the year has the shortest days? There are only three letters in "May."
- What was spoken by the snail that was perched on the turtle? Wheeeee!
- You folks didn't enjoy the time travel joke I was about to tell, though.
- What do you call a kangaroo that is lazy? a potato pouch.
- When I operated a dating service for chickens, I had trouble getting the hens to connect.
- What does "break a leg" mean in terms of acting? the cast is what makes a play a play.
- What applies to dry skin on a pig? Oinkment.
- What do you call a snowman having a temper tantrum? a collapse.
- My uncle gave his pets the name Timex.
- Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
- What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me.
- Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
- My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
- What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
- What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
- Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.
- I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
- Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.
- What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
- Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold hands.
- A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"
- How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.
- What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
- What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
- How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
- What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? "Dill me in!"
- How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
- How did the student feel when he learned about electricity? Totally shocked.
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