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Finding Parking... or Love?
The city of Los Angeles is like dating. The actual layout, city planning, how to navigate it, is like dating or like how dating works. The traffic is the equivalent of how you end up dating a person. Maybe you met in a bar or maybe a grocery store (Bristol Farms has worked for me in the past)? And then of course there are the dating apps. But all in all, it’s the same thing. It’s traffic. It’s how you get there. Just like when you’re going somewhere in Los Angeles. From Bel Air to Silverlake, you can take the 405 (seriously?) to the 101 and just exit. Of course, you will want to account for the timing of your journey. Just like in dating. You could also not care about timing and take the scenic route. Taking Sunset the whole way, like if you feel that you’re not on a schedule to get there, at all, and you at least want the journey to be scenic, maybe even pleasurable.
By Camilla Rantsen5 years ago in Humans
Good Thing Husbands Are Cute
When I was growing up I always wondered why my Mom would sometimes be aggravated with my Dad. I didn’t yet have a husband, so I didn’t know. There is no Owner's Manuel for husbands; and every husband, just like every person, is unique. Some more unique than others...
By Angela Lutton5 years ago in Humans
Third & Fourth Posts
The bottle of Vitamin Water. This one is simple and just as dumb as the others. I took a picture of this because the girl I had an interest in was dead staring at me, and instead of looking back, smiling, saying Hi, or anything that you should do when you like a girl, I decided to get on my crappy little phone and take a crappy little picture of my drink. I thought it was a cool move to NOT pay attention to girls.
By VillainousTitan5 years ago in Humans
My Second Post
Probably going to catch a lot of flack for this one. I don’t know if this even made sense. As I sit here at this computer, I can still tell you that I haven’t looked it up or remotely asked anyone about the Majora’s Mask character guy thing making sense.
By VillainousTitan5 years ago in Humans
My Impeccably Dressed Boyfriend Was Hiding a Secret at Home. Top Story - July 2019.
When Richard and I met at a book party almost three years ago, he was at the tail end of a long marriage. What first drew us together was our love of style. That night, I chatted so openly with him because I believed he was gay. He was wearing a purple Lanvin suit with a floral tie, a polka-dotted pocket square, and striped socks. I couldn’t believe that a man who dressed so well could actually be straight.
By Ruthie Darling5 years ago in Humans
The 4 Principles of Millennial Dating. Top Story - July 2019.
“Millennial” is a buzzword that the media just loves to hop on. It seems that every newssource strives to shed light on something as peculiar and revolutionary as the foreign concept of a “new generation.” Through my perspective as a millennial, I’d love to give everyone insight into our mating patterns:
By Warren Urquhart5 years ago in Humans
The Elusive Dick Pic
So let me start with we’ve all received the unsolicited dick pic. Maybe you were impressed, and maybe you weren’t. However, we’ve all gotten one or a hundred. In fact, I got one today and thought to myself “ geez, it literally has not changed since yesterday!”
By Cynthia Perez5 years ago in Humans