humor
"Humor is what binds humans together and makes difficult times just a little less painful; Sometimes you can't help but laugh. "
My Own Personal Soap Opera
SO. Here we go. I was in a relationship for a year with an Army Boy and ended up breaking up with him in December 2018. However, I had my unofficial breakup within myself in October due to long distance and I wanted to give him the respect of doing it in person.
By Laura Park5 years ago in Humans
6 Ways to Lose Your Black Card
The first thing you need to do to lose your Black Card is to read everything that is not tied down. Of course this means perusing (I read that word somewhere) works by Shakespeare and Philip K. Dick. Not necessarily lighter fare such as See Spot Run or Playboy (I hear that last is an actual publication), though those are also acceptable. The reason this is a bad thing is because all the good stuff is clearly on TV and not in books. I mean, how can studying Plato measure up to season three of Real Thots of Detroit? Clearly, such TV programming is enormously beneficial only to those who are interested in those genuine garden tools over yonder. In Detroit.
By Tim Ellerbe II5 years ago in Humans
Trip Date
She must’ve really liked me. How else could I explain what my girlfriend did on our first date? We met in University on the dance floor. She, Linda, got the relationship going. It was early on in the school year, and there were lots of meet and greets for the new students. The local campus pub was putting on a dance, and there was a rumour going around that the DJ was into the “alternative scene.”
By Francis Litzinger5 years ago in Humans
The Story of a Sock
The story I am about to tell you is one of the single most embarrassing and certainly most emotionally draining tales of my life. Sadly for me, this story is not one that yet has an end, but rather, is still a very present part of my existence that still manages to bring fear to my heart and sweat to my brow. I would also like to testify that everything mentioned in this story is true; no matter how ridiculous it may seem (the names have also been changed to protect the innocent).
By Amelia Lockhart6 years ago in Humans
The Art of Dating: Paris vs. New York
When it comes to dating, Paris and New York are like two famous men: both come with reputations that precede them. On one side of the Atlantic we have have the elitist Frenchmen, self-proclaimed ardent lovers who, paradoxically, reject the entire concept of “dating” as a restricting endeavor where romance goes to die.
By Dbag Dating6 years ago in Humans
You Can't Read This While Taking a Shower
I was at The Glen, Montreal’s new giant super hospital, and a short guy who looked a lot like old Moses of ancient times was strolling by my patient’s door accompanied by a tall, smooth and loud talking sixty-year-old who’d just delivered the rich and selfish line. The smooth and loud talking sixty-year old had an assuring arm around old Moses and wore a hospital robe that revealed much of his backside, as sturdy and well-formed as any I’d seen. I thought the tall, smooth and loud talking sixty-year old could easily have been an NFL quarterback in his younger days.
By alfred warkentin6 years ago in Humans