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'IF' I ever call a woman a Bitch

... And as a second story - A Woman is not being 'too difficult',

By Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 5 months ago • 3 min read

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'IF' I ever call a woman a Bitch

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Then I mean it as a compliment

As for me: Nothing is more ugly than weakness

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In the same vain I am happy to be called a

"Son of a bitch"

Because my mum Jackie was no wussy pushover.

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I spent nearly 30 years romanticly grafted on to a wet noodle.

Stuck attached to a woman with all the moral courage of a constantly frightened pigeon.

To a -

"but - what will the neighbours think?"

- snobby personality.

To a lass that folds like a wet tissue paper bag rather than ever dare question authority or anyone in an official uniform.

To a mentally of a tiny girl in a schoolyard constantly looking for the teachers approval.

A sickening 'god slave' conformist that cares more about only appearing to do what is right - instead of ever risking to actually Do what is right.

Would never call my ex wife (Susan Chapman of Redcar) a "Bitch".

A "weak shitty little civil servant bootlicker", yes.

A "a mean dry shriveled husk of soul" perhaps.

But I'd never call her a Bitch.

As an emotional wimp never deserves such a high praising accolade.

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So

Trust me.

If you are a woman,

and I call you a bitch.

Then it means that your inner strength and fierceness makes you as beautiful as an incoming dark storm of retribution on sea cliff edge.

Flashes of lightneing in your eyes.

It means I see you as strong, powerful, and someone well worth knowing.

It means I see you as a warrioress!

It means I'm in real danger of falling for you.

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Forget killer bods, bit tits, slinky dresses, and a pound of facial makeup.

Instead,

Show me your ethics, your social justice rage and passion for empathy.

- Instead,

Show me your inner Bitch.

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Let that female canine of her soul howl and growl and mark me as hers.

Let Luna's long shadow fall upon me as a warm cloke of loving she-wolf fur on a icy crisp dark winter hunters night.

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Someone to fight with for the rest of my life,

BUT - NOT against eachother...

Instead, back to back, United.

Me and Her Vs the rest of the entire world!

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Weakness IS ugly!

Beauty IS strength!

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Keep your dull trad wives.

(Yawn)

Give me teeth dripping with the blood of our enemies!

Give me the dark side of a full red moon.

Show me your inner power!

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Give me a Real woman!

Remind me what real love feels like again.

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Give me The Bitch,

of All Bitches,

In Heat!

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SECOND BIT.

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A Woman is not being 'too difficult',

She is just being as difficult as any man.

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It is, as if, men are allowed to be 80% difficult, stubborn or ruthless.

But women are only allowed to be 60% difficult, stubborn or ruthless.

Instead of both being allowed to be 100% human.

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A man it not being 'too emotional'.

He is just being as emotional as any woman.

It is, as if, women are allowed to be 60% emotional, gentle and caring or broken hearted.

But men are only allowed to be 40% emotional, gentle and caring or broken hearted.

Instead of both being allowed to be 100% human.

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Maybe the world would be slightly better for everyone.

If everyone was allowed to just be 100% themselves.

Instead of some bullshit inherited list of gender expectations.

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Well I am a man.

But more importantly I am foremost 100% human.

I Do feel stuff.

And I am allowed to feel stuff as deeply and as long as I need to.

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I do not owe anyone "more manly", "tougher" "less emotional" or any "macho violent" behaviour.

I owe none of you anything.

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The fact that I happen to have a dick and that I am sexually attracted to women does NOT define "me".

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I will not play the rolls that any of you lot allocate for me.

I will long for romantic love not desperately seek bed post notches.

I will be against base brutality not glamorouise it.

I will be an artist and a healer not a warrior.

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I will neither be the 'sleezy sexual hunter' enemy you need - nor the 'blood soaked' hero you think you want.

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I will be only be "me".

And only I get to decide who that is!

No grotesque lies behind my back changes that.

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You can claim all you want that the sun is made of lemon ice cream - but it still won't make it true - no matter how many people believe you.

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I am "me"

Deal with it or fuck off!

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About the Creator

Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

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    Written by Ross E Fortune Lombardi