We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing

A while back, I published this package of stupid memes I'd yanked from my Facebook feed. I called it Meme-ing For Laughs. I thought it was a One Time throwaway deal, but my readers guffawed and asked for more. Always eager to please, I complied! I then compiled & produced...

#2) --- To Meme or Not to Meme? That is the Question!

& #3) - When the Meme-ing Gets Tough, the Tough Get Meme-ing!

And after spewing out parts 2 & 3, people still wanted more! 🤯

So I kept up the meme-ing! And I even tried to tailor these comedic sketches specifically for my audience: writers. (Are you a writer? If you aren't, there are still laughs for you... but if you are an author, you might find the continuation of this series especially enjoyable. Here's hoping!🤞) Next up was...

#4)—- They Were the Best of Memes, They Were the Worst of Memes

& #5)- The End Doesn't Justify the Memes

And that brings us up to date! We're up to the Sixth Insipid Installment of...

Meme-ing for Laughs!

—The Sorry Saga Continues!

The standard WARNINGS apply: all that follows is stupid, inane, puerile, punny, pathetic, and probably poorly done. It's worthless and weak! It has no artistic quality! And it will be smutty at times, so don't let your kids, grandparents, or sensitive pets see this shit.

You've Been Warned!

Hopefully, this will be good for a laugh. Scarf these memes up onto your phones and computers for your own purposes. No skin off my teeth. 🤷‍♂️

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What Cometh From The Internet

Returneth To the Internet!

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So here we go!

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#1— Words to... something... By

This meme ☝️ sets the tone for this entire piece. Everything about your experience going forward will be so-so. Expect 'marginally tolerable' at worst and 'barely interesting' at best.

If you have expectations for this post, please lower them now! You'll only contribute to your own peace of mind by doing so.

This is the sixth compilation of idiotic memes in this series. People lost interest after the 3rd one. When you get to this point, with the sixth stab at a barely serviceable premise, it's really unrealistic to expect anything requiring effort. We're all just going through the motions, right?

{{ So while you are going through the motions? Be sure to hit that heart ❤️ button at the top or bottom of this drivel, and then use the TIP feature to send me $2,000. ⚡😁👍}}

We'll proceed with the jocularity now because, you know... what else are we gonna do? Write/read something meaningful? 🤣😂🤣😂

I won't.

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#2— An Inspirational Message for the Old & the Angry

With age comes meme-ing, but sometimes age comes alone. 😭

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#3— Truth in Advertising

I'm confused and afraid by this. If I walk away without confirming with a store employee that I did not put any of this milk in my cart, will they come for me for shoplifting?

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#4— No Truth in Advertising

Not falling for that one!

Not again!

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#5— I See Nothing Wrong With It

Ask for the laughing gas, lie back, close your eyes, and think of England!

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And now...

A Consideration for Every Thoughtful Author

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#6— Truth in Advertising? 👇

I've never been fond of sweet potatoes. But only a $1.35 for a fuck? 🍆⚡

Frugality gets me horny!

Besides, that whole lettuce thing is a myth. Lettuce doesn't give head! You have to take it! And the best dressings leave your dick smelling like garlic or vinegar.

If that sounds harsh, it's not. Have you ever mated with something without muscles— that lacks all ability to move? No matter how much you love them/it, be realistic: you are going to be doing all the work.

I guess that was kind of a public service announcement too. 🤔

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#7- Still Another Public Service Announcement

He's a little man and his home is actually a boat.

😘

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#8— Need2-DTox

"We seem to be made to suffer. It is our lot in life."

-—- 3POed

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#9— Fiber Is Essential to a Healthy Diet

Right next to the Adult cereals are the Older Adult cereals...

Shredded Dreams

Gramp Nuts (purple and grape-flavored.... mostly)

Honeycombover

Honey Bunches of Matlock

End of LIFE

CHEERIO, Old Chap

Apple Jacks Daniels —for old drunks!

Frosted Mini-Dicks —for old homosexuals {who aren't size queens}!

Fruit Coot Loops —more cooty than fruity, with added liver spots!

Fruity Disshelved (Poor Pebbles is now a barefoot old redheaded demon stoner living in a dumpster behind a Bedrock Taco Bell.)

Lucky Lindy Charms —Celebrate afresh Lindberg's crossing of the Atlantic, every morning!

Frosted Misunderstood Flakes —We, the Soylent Green Generation, eat our own kind out of sympathy.

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#10— Poppin Pussies From Da Past

I saw this in '64 when it first came out, at the age of 3, and I've wanted a magical British nanny ever since! 😭😭😭

#OldDreamsDieHard

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We Pause Our Regularly Scheduled Memes for this Plea for Help!

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SAVE ME, WONDER WOMAN!!!

Thanks, WW! 👀

I feel so relieved after you show up!

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Here's another Golden Years Affirmation...

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We Pause Again, this time for this Shameless Self-Promotion...

I am a part of a group called The Vocal Social Society. We are putting together a collaborative Self-Help Guide for Writers. The chapter I wrote was selected as a Top Story! It was my first time writing an Advice piece and it resulted in my first Top Story! ⚡😁👍

Check it out, friends!

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Still Another Inspirational Message for Writers...

Now that I stop to think about it, 🤔 that one ☝️ isn't so much for writers as it is for humanity in general.

Making Me Cum Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry!

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Wait. What was I doing here?

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Oh yeah!

This is the 6th Edition of Meme-ing for Laughs!

Continuing on...

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#11— Grandma Knows Best

Brag about both the quality & the quantity of your buttfucking if you really want to bring the boys to your yard.

Life is a blast in the end!

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#12— The World's Oldest Dick Joke

Backwards or forwards, 'Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam" means 'I love your original sin, baby!" 😉

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A'ight! I typically do twelve of these dumb things and that's twelve (plus a superheroine appearance)!

Hm.

Okay, here's just one more, because getting old also means becoming more fucking mellow and generous. 😉

#13— What Did I Say At the Outset About Low Expectations?

And with that final sentiment, ☝️ I bid you mogadishu!

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I hope you enjoyed this nonsense. Hit that little heart button ❤️ if this gave you a giggle. Tell a friend. Phone a neighbor. Subscribe if you dare! If you wanted to tip me $6,134.17, I would be deeply appreciative.

More Meme-ing Madness is forthcoming!

Thank you for your support!

___________Bolt

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#1 Meme-ing for Laughs

#2 To Meme or Not to Meme? That is the Question!

#3 When the Meme-ing Gets Tough, the Tough Get Meme-ing!

#4 They Were the Best of Memes, They Were the Worst of Memes

#5 The End Doesn't Justify the Memes

#6 This shit☝️ ... er... this Top Story! 🤷‍♂️

#7 Bad Memes Rising (all about sex!)

#8- Quote the Raven: Memingmore

#9- That Which Does Not Kill Us Makes Us Memer

#10- I Think, Therefore I Meme

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