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Chinese Girls to Follow on Instagram
With the never-ending volatility in the Chinese stock markets, and the constant rumors of a massive slow down, perhaps it is time to find an alternative asset class in the lumbering socialist society.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyBest Fruit and Veggie Pick Up Lines
One liners are the bread and butter of those who have very little game or a whole lot of confidence. Despite their natural cheesiness they can often be quite hilarious (and therefore effective). Most of us have heard a few pick up line favorites from “hey girl, do you have a quarter I can borrow, because I promised I’d call my mama when I fell in love” to “did you fall from the sky, because you are an angel” to more inappropriate versions like, “did you spray your pants with Windex, because I can see myself in them.” I know, total barf. However, there are people out there who are convinced they will hook the love of their life with one creative line.
Jus L'amorePublished 8 years ago in FilthyBest Places to Have Hotel Sex
So, you’re going away with your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse/mistress and relishing the thought of staying in a hotel. All that time away from the mundanity of everyday life. A break from the washing, the ironing, the cooking, and the cleaning… at home you’re chief cook and bottle washer but away you can be—well, whoever the hell you want to be!
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyHottest Lumbersexual Men in Hollywood
Lumbersexuals never grow tired of wood. Akin to Paul Bunyan and the hot Brawny guy, a perfectly trimmed lumbersexual can cause a flood in any location—mowing lawns and cutting down those delicate undergarments along the way. With the ferocity (and sex drive) of Thor in battle combined with a young poet’s absorption in Steinbeck novels, Lumbersexuals are the new guilty pleasure of women that can’t get enough of the bearded giant. Ingredients? Flannel. Craft beer lover. Artistically trimmed beard. Buff as fuck. Plaid. Impeccable fashion sense. And devouring eyes.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyBest Male Sex Toys
Move over dogs, you are not man’s best friend anymore! Men are statistically more obsessed with sex than women and the market for male sex toys has exploded. Sex toys are not just for women and not only to use while you’re alone. Sex toys will become your best friend with or without you partner. There are endless types of toys and sexual enhancers to pick from, ranging from the innocent cock rings and nipple clamps to the more adventurous Fuck machines and fisting dildos. There should be no shame in trying one out or all. But if you're still convinced sex toys aren’t your thing, consider that, aside from the obvious erotic pleasure, male masturbation can actually be beneficial to your body and is a scientifically proven healthy activity. Clinical research has shown that masturbation and orgasms have huge benefits. Some benefits include boosting your immune system, relieving tension and stress by lowering blood pressure, providing a safe release of sexual tension without consequences or performance anxiety, and helping fight against depression by releasing the mood-enriching hormones serotonin and dopamine. OK so it feels amazing and is good for your health, and obviously you need to jack off more. So while you’re getting to polishing the knob more often, do yourself a favor and try out one of these toys to make that time even more pleasurable!
George GottPublished 8 years ago in FilthyBest Strip Clubs in America
As different as our 50 states are from one another, they all have one thing in common: They all have strip clubs. Okay, they may have more than that in common, but this is one of the most important similarities. The important distinction is this: Which state has the best strip clubs? Since quality varies widely within each state, we’ve focus on a more important question—which strip club in each state is the best to visit? Here is our list, based on recommendations of both tourists and regulars, of the best spot in each state.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyPorn Stars in Cosplay
Whats a porn star to do? Of course, cosplay if you are mainstreaming. What is mainstreaming? What it is not, is a fetish. What it is, is the rebranding of an adult entertainer in a new industry, outside of traditional pornography. Makes sense when you think about it. Cosplay, while not a strict fetish, has much in common with sexual role play. Most female geek characters in geek franchises from movies like The Avengers to video game sensation Mortal Kombat, are smoking hot and dressed for sex or a night out at a club in The Matrix.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyRuPaul's Drag Queens to Follow
As a celebration of pride, I want to honor those who have worked tirelessly for the LGBTQ community in helping shape the way people perceive it. In the wake of Orlando’s Pulse Club Massacre, our country opened its eyes even wider to the violence and mistreatment of the community as a whole. An important group within the LGBTQ community that have been lasting figures, drag queens, have helped usher in a new world of acceptance and love. We thank those Queens for giving us happiness when it seems dark and gloomy. They offer hope when there doesn't seem to be any at times. Today, many drag queens have reached celebrity status, and that's thanks to RuPaul. Unless you’ve grown up on a deserted island or lived under a rock, you know who RuPaul is. And if you don’t… there is something called Google, do yourself a favor and look her up. Since RuPaul created RuPaul’s Drag Race in 2008, there have been 100 queens, 8 seasons, 3 spin-offs (All Stars, Drag U, and Gay for Play) all of which have helped and nurtured lesser know talent to become stars in their own right. So instead of celebrating famous actors and athletes that have come out in the past, we celebrate the underdogs of the community that have had a bigger impact on helping the world see a different, more fabulous side to the LGBTQ spectrum.
George GottPublished 8 years ago in FilthyMost Disturbing Toys
What's in store for your little dimpled, darling pervert? We've got toys, lots of toys, that will help to carry your titillated tyke over the hump of degenerate childhood and into the full-fledged corruption of the adult world. The Yellow Brick Road of life is lined with used condoms, sex shops, everything from vaginal jelly to Pomeranian bullwhips. Why not toys... toys for the tainted (and tumescent) tots of busy parents?
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyWeird Sex Questions
Sexual trivia is just loads of fun. If you think about it, you probably know more about sex based its portrayal in pop culture, from sexuality in Game of Thrones to case studies on procedural shows like Law and Order, than you ever dreamed of learning in sex ed. But "How many women have posed nude on cable television?" and "What is the mandatory sentence for exposing yourself in a public park?" are relatively mundane questions with uninteresting answers. Nothing there makes for good conversation at the local bar. The informative Hite Report is an interesting study, but just how accurate were its results? Ms. Hite asked over 3,000 questions in her study, but made one inquiry that most other sexologists tend to avoid: Do you—the female—regularly achieve orgasm during intercourse without separate massaging of the clitoris? Now thats a question to use at the a singles event. Apparently only one out of four can climax without giving the little nub some extra attention. There you have it, the kind of sexual trivia we all want to know a little more about. To further your education and fill your mind with conversational sex questions and taboo trivia, I have compiled some interesting ice breakers for the next night out.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyHottest Women Over 40
Perhaps it is my own age, or perhaps it is actually their age specifically that makes this list of women over forty so damn attractive. It goes way beyond their hot bodies and beautiful faces. It is the imperfections that I find most attractive. It is within these imperfections that one finds the deeper, more complicated aspects of these beautiful ladies. A crease in a forehead can be immensely sexy, revealing intimate stories as a woman’s facial expressions change. A few lines around the lips can feel like an intimate invitation. A drop of pretense can mean a world of simplicity.
Frank WhitePublished 8 years ago in FilthyWhat Not to Do at an Orgy
An orgy is not a free for all. Contrary to popular opinion, there is actually a best practice for an orgy. There are dos and don’ts. There is etiquette and there are standards. There is no limit to the amount of people that can participate in an orgy, but there is a point of diminishing return. There are no limits as to the gender, religion, or race of participants. But like the United Colors of Benetton, a good orgy strikes a balance between all identities and sexual preferences. Now, for those of you who have yet to participate in a proper orgy, the dos seem pretty logical and simple: take pleasure and have lots of sex. It is the don’ts, or the things better off not experienced, that make the difference in a successful orgy.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in Filthy