Evan Brown
Bio
Adventurer at heart, writer by trade. Exploring life's complexities through humor, controversy, and raw honesty. Join me on my journey to unlock the extraordinary in the everyday.
Stories (64/0)
The Unlikely Sex Educator: A Tale of Laughs, Wisdom, and Dental Floss
Once upon a time, in a small town no different than any other, I found myself face-to-face with the most arduous challenge of my life. Yet before we dive into the heart of the story, I must confess – I, George, am a thirty-five-year-old dentist. Yes, a dentist. You know, the dreaded person you only see when you absolutely have to, usually following an unwelcome ache or pain.
By Evan Brown10 months ago in Filthy
Parrot Talk: A feathered Guide to Sexual Self-Discovery
I have never considered myself much of a writer, but if my tale can encourage even one person, I believe it's worth sharing. Plus, my therapist thinks it's a good idea, so here I am, exposing the intimate details of my journey. But hey, don't feel awkward, we're all adults here, right?
By Evan Brown10 months ago in Filthy
Between the Sheets: An Educator's Journey to Self-Discovery
My name's Elliot, a thirty-something sex educator, which is pretty ironic considering my personal life is about as scintillating as a loaf of stale bread. I teach teenagers about safe sex and dispel myths about sexuality, all while my own romantic life is more drought than deluge. Oh, the irony.
By Evan Brown10 months ago in Filthy
No Sex in the Therapist's Room: Navigating Love in the Realm of Taboos
With a deep sigh, I nudged my glasses up the bridge of my nose and eyed the pile of dating apps sitting in my phone's digital landfill. I'm thirty-two, single, and a sex therapist with no sex life. The irony of my situation would've been hilarious if it weren't so incredibly pathetic.
By Evan Brown10 months ago in Filthy
In the Coop of File: A Pigeon Enthusiast's Philosophical Musing
Once upon a time, not too long ago, in the city of San Francisco lived a humble man named Ned. Ned had a curious fascination with pigeons. Yes, pigeons. He admired their freedom, their lack of fear of bustling city life, and their admirable commitment to scavenging.
By Evan Brown11 months ago in Motivation
Unraveling the Green Enigma: My Unexpected Journey into the World of Cannabis
As a writer, I've always believed that the best way to know me is through my words. So, let me tell you a story about a time that changed my life forever, a time when I had a profound realization about a rather controversial plant - cannabis.
By Evan Brown11 months ago in Potent
Riding the Bear: My Unlikely Journey from Financial Fiasco to Stock Market Savvy
In the darkest corners of my office, illuminated only by the eerie glow of my multiple computer screens, I found myself on the precipice of my latest predicament. I was drowning in a sea of red numbers. In the ruthless world of trading, I had become the latest casualty of a brutal bear market. My strategy was a bust, my capital evaporating quicker than a raindrop in the Sahara.
By Evan Brown11 months ago in Trader
From Laughs to Legislation: A Comedian's Journey into Politics
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I would willingly dive into the turbulent waters of politics. But here I am, Jack Mendel, a former stand-up comedian, trying to make sense of the world from behind the formidable desk of a small-town mayor.
By Evan Brown11 months ago in The Swamp
Undercover Paws: The Tale of a Basset Hound in a Cat's World
Once upon a time, not so long ago, there lived a dog, or so the world believed. I know the truth. I, Mr. Jingles, am an undercover agent posing as a Basset Hound, and I have a story to tell. A tale of intrigue, hilarity, and a divisive issue that would rattle the pet community to its core: cat people versus dog people.
By Evan Brown11 months ago in Petlife
The March of Price: My Journey to Self-Discovery
I remember my first pride march vividly. A sea of colors splashed against the gray cityscape, a technicolor heartbeat thumping out the rhythm of acceptance and love. But I wasn't part of the vibrant rainbow; instead, I was a spectator, a young man trapped on the sidelines of his own life.
By Evan Brown11 months ago in Pride
Stubbed Toes and Code Throws: My Laughable Journey through the AI Ethics Labyrinth
I woke up this morning, and while I was still half asleep, I stubbed my toe against the edge of the bed. If there’s a better way to start the day, I'd like to know it. Pain has a funny way of waking you up, doesn't it? It's like a metaphorical (and in this case, physical) kick to get you moving.
By Evan Brown11 months ago in Journal