Brian Anonymous
Bio
I have tons of opinions that change constantly. I watch a lot of movies and play video games. There are some articles on my struggles with languages and dance as well.
Stories (1192/0)
My Review of "Slaughterhouse Rulez"
Slaughterhouse Rulez blends a lot of familiar movies but I'm not sure if it melded quite as well as they were expecting. Still this is an enjoyable film to kill some time if you're looking for something to watch. In theory it should have worked really well but some of the scenes fell flat. Maybe it's because I've seen the scenes done better in other movies.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Horror
My Review of "Captain Courageous (1996)"
Captain Courageous is a movie that I have never heard of. Netflix has had a good batting average with me so I thought I'd check it out. What I experienced from this movie was nothing more than a cookie cutter low budget movie. There's elements of entertainment but for the most part it wasn't that great a ride.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Geeks
My Review of "The Last Dance"
The Last Dance is a really fascinating documentary of the Chicago Bulls during the 1990s. As many of us have lived through the era, it's a beautiful walk down memory lane. It's tough to believe that it's been 22 years since the Bulls had won their last championship. Now a new era of basketball fans will understand the hype of this Chicago Bulls team.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Unbalanced
My Review of "Holmes & Watson"
Holmes & Watson is probably exactly what I'd expect from Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly teaming up to tell a Sherlock Holmes story. It is totally absurd and bonkers but whenever the two team up for a comedy they tend to be this way. If you liked their other team up comedies then you might enjoy this one as well. I would say it's one of their weaker movies but there is still some enjoyment here.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Geeks
My Review of "The Lego Movie: The Second Part"
The Lego Movie: The Second Part is a sequel that I thought studios made just to cash in on the popularity of the first movie. Of course it is but I thought the original Lego movie was going to be a big advertisement as well. As much as the original movie was a big advertisement for Lego it was a surprisingly fun movie.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Geeks
My Review of "Happy Death Day 2 U"
Happy Death Day 2 U is the sequel to a semi mediocre horror movie Happy Death Day. I did not expect them to bring this franchise back for a sequel let alone build on the original movie. The first movie wasn't that bad. I had a good time watching it and I still remember most of what had happened. There was a lot of throwbacks to the original movie. If you liked the first movie you should definitely watch this one.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Geeks
My Review of "Death Wish (2018)"
Death Wish is a remake of a 1974 movie of the same name. I have to say that I haven't seen a good revenge movie for quite a while. When this movie first came out I was actually really interested in watching it. Unfortunately the early reviews of this movie were very unfavorable. I was a sheep and blindly believed their reviews. I have been burned by reviews before so I thought I'd check it out. This might not be the best revenge movie I've ever seen but I actually liked it.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Geeks
My Review of "X-Men: Dark Phoenix"
X-Men: Dark Phoenix came out last year but I never got a chance to watch it. To be honest I feel like a sheep because I listened to reviews and lost any anticipation for the movie. After seeing this movie I really don't see why it got such horrible ratings. It isn't that bad of a movie but it isn't that great of a movie either. Maybe people have preconceived notions of how this movie should have been.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Geeks
My Review of "The Wrong Missy"
The Wrong Missy has just come out on Netflix and I was interested in seeing what it had up its sleeve. It's as formulaic as all the other Happy Madison Production romantic comedy movies. The secret is I kind of enjoy these formulaic movies. This one has its moments but I'll get to that.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Geeks
What are you doing during the Quarantine?
I know it's a huge drag to be quarantined for so long but this is actually a really great opportunity for you to wow people when we eventually get out of it. You could learn languages, philosophy, history and the list goes on. Why waste your time playing games or watching movies when you can use your time wisely.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Lifehack
My Review of "A River Runs Through It"
A River Runs Through It isn't the typical movie that I like watching. It's a period piece talking about how fishing can bring back a relationship between separated siblings. The explanation seems really dry but there's really a lot more to this movie than that. It isn't really a good description to get someone like me to watch this movie. What can I say? I'm a victim of the era I live in.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Geeks
My Review of "Johnny English Strikes Again"
Johnny English Strikes Again is an attempt to bring back the bumbling spy genre back. I've seen a lot of these over the years but this one has a different Rowan Atkinson spin on it. You'll see a few of the Mr. Bean mannerisms that sneak in here and there. I wouldn't say it was an absolutely great movie but it wasn't totally terrible either.
By Brian Anonymous4 years ago in Geeks