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The Brass Bed
“What the hell is this?” Jane ignored the horror in my voice. “It’s a bed. It’s brilliant isn’t it?” She was going to try and win me over with enthusiasm.
Mars BenwayPublished 7 years ago in FilthyWhat Is a Sugar Baby?
High tuition, can be a thing of the past for college graduates. When your parents have had enough of you, there is a new daddy or mommy waiting for willing sugar baby wannabes. Apparently I have been a bit busy with a few things recently and didn't realize this old vocation had found a new platform.
Frank WhitePublished 7 years ago in FilthyWelcome to the Friend Zone
Many men who are physically attracted to a woman end up exactly where they don’t want to be in said woman’s life. Welcome to the friend zone.
Hayley QuinnPublished 7 years ago in FilthyWacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'Ovipositor Dildos'
This third edition of Wacky Sex Toy of the Week features some truly unique toys...yes, they’ve all been pretty unique so far, but these are uniquer. Uniqueful. Uniquest. Yes, perhaps even more so than a dildo affixed to a pogo stick or a penis fly trap, and Lord knows those are hard to beat. Before the dazzling reveal (which the title has absolutely already given away, but we’ll be ignoring that), let us begin by setting the scene a little. Have you ever dreamed of being stranded upon a moist and marvelous alien planet and stumbling on a singularly tentacular surprise? Ever had fond fantasies of your spaceship being boarded by an egg-bearing love monster looking for a few comfortably damp orifices to nestle its future offspring within? Ever woke in a desirous sweat from tingly thoughts of braving the briny oceanic depths, only to discover a lustful octoid wonder of times gone by...well, you get the idea. Point is, they’re ovipositors. Yes, that does mean what you think it means. The products in question are Primal Hardwere’s selection of ovipositor dildos: ‘Splorch’, ‘Krubera’, ‘Squick’, and ‘BedBug’. Essentially, these are squishy and tentacle-esque dildos from which messily splort a gelatinous egg into the ardour-bedewed lust-burrow of your choice, where it slowly and slimily melts with your body heat into a clearish alien ooze. (Unless, presumably, you immediately retrieve it, which, if you’re caught in the process, would have to be the #1 most awkward thing to explain to a roommate).
Anne St. MariePublished 7 years ago in FilthyCall For A Good Time
As a young adult, I can honestly say that being financially stable is quite a dream for myself. And it stays as that, a dream.
Beca SayersPublished 7 years ago in FilthyAfter the Beach
I can never understand why lying on the beach all day is so exhausting. We’d arrived late in the morning, after a lazy breakfast, and had spent the best part of the day lying in the sun, snorkelling in the perfect crystal-blue sea, and then lying in the sun again. We’d bought our beach tennis set with us, but hadn’t quite mustered the energy to actually do anything with it. We definitely hadn’t gone for an afternoon run through the surf like some of our fellow beach-goers. In fact, we’d barely moved all day. We’d chatted, read our books, drank some beer, and dozed in the sun.
Mars BenwayPublished 7 years ago in FilthyHow To Tell Him You Want To Commit
You probably worry that if you mention commitment you’re going to scare him off. That he’ll think you’re desperate or needy. One of my greatest grievances with modern dating is that women have been primed to feel ashamed of wanting commitment (and equally ashamed if they want to keep things casual!)
Hayley QuinnPublished 7 years ago in FilthyWhat To Do If She Cancels Last Minute
You’ve got a date this evening with a girl you’ve wanted to go out with for ages. You’re thinking about what to talk about and how to go in for the kiss. Then-your phone flashes:
Hayley QuinnPublished 7 years ago in Filthy