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These Food Porn Photos Will Make You Lose Your Appetite
Food porn is not for the spoiled elite. It is for the luscious lovelies with berry bush and peppery tastes. Like fresh cantaloup, scooped out and filled with cottage cheese, food porn can feel fresh and fulfilling. The French are known to tongue a pepper before cunnilingus and Israelis take a lick on a sliced avocado. The rotten batches are discarded, often on the floor. Steady stems, slightly squeezable, make a great foundation for food porn. The banana is the king of the fruit porn pasture. Slowly peeling off his sheath, the banana exposes itself to the lips of an often green, shiny head of lettuce. Bursting through its skin, the banana fits perfectly with everything from peanut butter to creamy yogurt. Food porn is only a few steps away, from bedroom to kitchen, where a plethora of pleasure begins by opening a door. A refrigerator door opens up to the vast supply of sexual accoutrements for the culinary challenged.
Lizzie BoudoirPublished 8 years ago in FilthyMistakes Men Make with Women
Man was not meant to live alone. We are a sharing species, living in groups, depending on the care, feeding, and nurturance of others of our own kind. We seek out relationships in which the bond is love, and although we may find satisfactions in life without it, loving another person builds a solid base of happiness in our lives. It is the sharing of joy and security, the pleasure and sometimes even the pain of being in love that gives us that special lift, that exhilaration we call happiness.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyPiercing for Love
People pierce and get pierced to express love. This may seem odd at first, but it is a universal trend that has been going on for thousands of years. And it isn't limited just to people who "get off on pain"—it is for everybody! Most women today have pierced ears. Why did they get them? Chances are they thought it would enhance their beauty, make them more attractive to the opposite sex. Having some part of the body pierced says something; It is a gesture; It is related to love and sex.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyFine Art of Giving Head
I like to suck cocks. I’m good at it. Unfortunately, not every girl is. Some girls think all one has to do is put the thing in your mouth and roll it around a bit. The guy should be grateful for special favors? Not so, girls! Suppose a guy was going down on you? How would you feel if he just put his mouth down there, rooted around for ten seconds, and let it go at that?
Lizzie BoudoirPublished 8 years ago in FilthyWhy Women Wear Men's Clothes
The three sharply dressed salesmen in Bert’s Men’s Shop make a beeline for the stunning blonde in the cutoffs and halter top who has just wandered through the front door. "Can I help you?" they ask in unison. Grace flashes a brilliant smile toward the best-looking clerk, then answers, "I’m interested in a suit."
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyWhat Not to Do at an Orgy
An orgy is not a free for all. Contrary to popular opinion, there is actually a best practice for an orgy. There are dos and don’ts. There is etiquette and there are standards. There is no limit to the amount of people that can participate in an orgy, but there is a point of diminishing return. There are no limits as to the gender, religion, or race of participants. But like the United Colors of Benetton, a good orgy strikes a balance between all identities and sexual preferences. Now, for those of you who have yet to participate in a proper orgy, the dos seem pretty logical and simple: take pleasure and have lots of sex. It is the don’ts, or the things better off not experienced, that make the difference in a successful orgy.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyThis Crazy Penis Art Will Give You Nightmares
A whopping 72 percent of men choose overly masculine nicknames for their best friend. They christen their private parts with something they believe defines their machismo. Unfortunately, when these same men introduce their penis to their potential sex partner, 72 percent of women giggle. Ironically 59 percent of these same men claim it was their girlfriend or boyfriend that thought of the name in the first place. Nearly 20 percent say that their partner named the penis within the first two weeks of dating. Hence, time is truly the great equalizer of all things. Hard to keep calling it the Jackhammer at 58.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyAmy Schumer's Dress Size Controversy
You know, I love Amy Schumer... mostly because she makes my job so fucking easy. Amy’s been a fertile breeding ground for controversy these past couple of weeks, exhibiting a surprisingly thin skin when it comes to other people’s jokes riffing off the knee-slappers she tells about herself; fending off public accusations of comedic plagiarism; and making her own very public accusation of selfie-rape (which was quite possibly unwarranted). But the Amy-centric controversy I’ve been loving the most these days is her seemingly innocent claim that, when it comes to her dress size, "I go between a size 6 and an 8."
Eric DanvillePublished 8 years ago in Filthy