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  • Ferrari King
    Published about 3 hours ago
    My 2024 Presidential Bid Continued (More Stuff)

    My 2024 Presidential Bid Continued (More Stuff)

    As you are all aware by now, I am running for President in 2024, 2028 and every 4 years after. Unlike other President’s I will not spend my time playing golf. I do not like the game, but I will be gaming in the evening and you are welcome to visit my YouTube gaming channel. Just click on the video embedded to this story and subscribe. Please read my other stories where I am running for President and watch my videos that are embedded. I will outline a few more things I plan as your next President in 2024. Everything is my opinion. Off topic, I find it interesting that Sasha Cohen is making another Borat movie. I doubt he will go through a leftist demonstration with MAGA stuff on and then go through a Trump demonstration with Biden or leftist stuff on it. We all know it will be the leftist that will attack him physically and get in his face, but it would be funny to see. This is what I mean when I mention the biases in the media and from celebrities. Now I cannot stand Trump and if is still President when I take office, I do plan to have the White House refumigated and cleaned thoroughly but a media personality or celebrity should show both sides. Trust me they are both but in different ways (I am referring to the extremist not everyday people.).
  • Gayle
    Published 3 days ago
    Beneath the White House

    Beneath the White House

    At the end of the normal work day, the real work begins.
  • Ferrari King
    Published 14 days ago
    My 2024 Presidential Bid continued

    My 2024 Presidential Bid continued

    As you know by now and if you don’t please read my last 2 stories about my 2024 President, I am running for President in 2024 and every 4 years after that. Yes, this is a joke, but I will take my duties seriously if elected. At least I have a degree in Molecular Biology and Biochemistry, and understand science, evidence and much more. I have no money to run and you need money sadly, which is why we have bad politicians. You can also watch my Presidential videos on my YouTube channel. Let’s get this party started.
  • Ferrari King
    Published 20 days ago
    My 2024 Presidential Bid part 2

    My 2024 Presidential Bid part 2

    I hope you decide to watch all my videos of me running for President. It is not to be taken seriously but if by some great miracle I were to ever win then I would take the job seriously. This is meant to be forever 4 years not just 2024. Please read part 1 to this.
  • Ferrari King
    Published about a month ago
    My 2024 Presidential Bid

    My 2024 Presidential Bid

    I am not being serious but if I am elected in 2024, 2028 or whatever the year I will take my duties seriously. I have plenty of videos of what I will do if I were President on my YouTube gaming channel. This should not be taken seriously unless you are willing to vote for me. A President is only as good as his advisors and his/her willingness to listen to them. I will make a quick list, but I go in depth on my YouTube channel.
  • Axel P Kulit
    Published 2 months ago
    A Modest Post Brexit Proposal
  • Eve Berkovich
    Published 3 months ago
    Scandal Fan Fiction by Me

    Scandal Fan Fiction by Me

    Quinn Perkins slaps a photo of a nice white lady onto the wall of the conference room for Olivia Pope and her associates to see. “Our newest client: Linda Cameltoe. 46 years old, turning 3 in January due to unfortunate leap year timing.”
  • Garrison Spangler
    Published 4 months ago
    Donald Trump "really need a friend right now," Invites Putin to G7 Summit

    Donald Trump "really need a friend right now," Invites Putin to G7 Summit

    President Donald Trump invited President Vladimir Putin, along with Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India to the Group of Seven (G7) Summit. Australia, Brazil, and South Korea have also shown interest in joining the G7 Summit which is now being held in September. When asked why President Trump invited Russia, Trump said, “I just really need a friend right now.” Canada and other nations disagreed with Trump’s decision. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s comments on inviting Russia, “All Russia does is cause drama. We get to do this once a year, I don’t want Russia to ruin a good time. Like hello, Crimea? Such a dick move.” Boris Johnson, the United Kingdom’s Prime Minister, was especially displeased, “Seriously? They tried to kill one of my agents. And I thought if I did my hair like Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin would welcome us with open arms.”
  • Tyler Hall
    Published 5 months ago
    Bad Day? Blame Trump!

    Bad Day? Blame Trump!

    If this article is not read, I believe I have the perfect reason. Is it a lack of readers? No. More rather, it is because of our current sitting president, Donald Trump! After all, Trump is to blame for everything regarding the Coronavirus. Despite the fact that China is the real culprit behind the virus, let us instead blame Trump because...why not?
  • Max Mercer
    Published 7 months ago
    The Gun

    The Gun

    Imagine a gun. You don’t have to imagine it, it’s right here in the kitchen, lying on the counter, painfully naked and exposed beneath the dying golden light of the setting sun. The gun looks brand new; black, shiny, unscathed - a classic Smith & Wesson build, almost too perfect. The magazine, full of bullets, lays next to it. You don’t really know where it came from or how it got there, but you can’t find it in yourself to care, and you reach forward to wrap your fingers around the handle. As you lift it off the marbled surface of the counter you revel in the comfortable weight of it in your hand, and it fascinates you to no end. Your finger brushes against the trigger, gently, tentatively. Slowly and deliberately, your grip closes more firmly and you raise it to eye level, the barrel pointed squarely at a framed picture of your parents on the opposite side of the room. It’s well-balanced. You think you might shoot some cans and bottles out on the porch the next day. This is a handgun, but you also have a sawed-off shotgun in the shed, and a semi-automatic rifle hanging above the mantelpiece in your living room, like it’s your most prized possession. Occasionally, you go game-hunting; you think of it as a rewarding and stress-relieving activity.
  • Paige Graffunder
    Published 7 months ago
    A Modern Proposal
  • Alan Russell
    Published 9 months ago
    Dodgy algorithms and fascism

    Dodgy algorithms and fascism

    I have been on Facebook for six years. In that time, I have not stated that I am a supporter of the Conservative Party. The nearest I have got to expressing such support is when I have openly declared that I have agreed with what a Conservative Member of Parliament has said independent of the party line.