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Türkiye Recalls Ambassador in Response to Assyrian Genocide Acknowledgement
January 20th (Ankara, Türkiye) – Türkiye (formerly known as “Turkey”) has immediately recalled its ambassador back home for consultations in response to the signing of the second of ten Executive Orders the newly installed President of the United States presented during the inauguration ceremony. Further, the NATO ally and host to two American military bases—one of which contains tactical nuclear weapons—summoned the United States Ambassador for a dressing down, reportedly by the President of Türkiye directly. While Türkiye and the United States are often at odds on the world stage, the alliance between the two countries has remained steadfast for decades and issues are usually quietly resolved behind the scenes.
Guantanamo Bay to Shut Down, Terrorists Brought to Mainland
January 20th (Miami, FL) – Just minutes into the beginning of this administration, the new President issued the first of what would end up being ten Executive Orders. While it is traditional for the White House to provide the press with the text of such orders with detailed explanations and examinations beforehand, this President opted to surprise everyone and only produce that information after announcing them to the world. With the ink of the President’s signature still wet on the official documents, many questions remained about not just the logistics of the President’s actions, but on the legality.
Just The Headlines, No Bull.
ARG! Let's run this through! U.S. Pushes for TikTok Sale to Resolve National Security Concerns The United States Government, has for a while, bad mouthed TikTok, threatened to ban them, shut them down, etc... while catapulting the social media platform right to the top of the rankings. What's all the bad press? Well, again, there is NO SUCH THING as bad press. There are just Bad actors and bad people. Any press is positive, as the Trumpster knows well. Anyway, The issue is, the United States Government says that China has access to all your user data! OH NO! And since the beginning, the USA has been telling China, that they MUST store all data on Americans, on American soil, for security reasons. Now, they want ByteDance to sell the company. Well, if I was a corrupt bunch of fucking politicians who wanted a taste of that data, or a piece of that company, I'd be doing the same thing, but I'm neither politician, or corrupt.
Kerry WilliamsPublished 11 days ago in The Swamp
Just The Headlines, No Bull.
I want to start off with an apology. My first "Just the headlines" post, was done after midnight, and I had intended it to be for the days news, preceding the post. Alas, it did not come off that way, and the dates looked wonky. So, this post, hopefully, corrects that. My intention is to do a quick "review" of the news top headlines, and a brief synopsis, if I contribute anything of import at all. Thank you.
Kerry WilliamsPublished 12 days ago in The SwampUnderstanding and managing codependency in relationships
Codependency is a pattern of behavior that can develop in relationships where one person is overly reliant on the other for their sense of self-worth and identity. It is often characterized by a lack of boundaries, a tendency to put others' needs before one's own, and difficulty in making decisions independently. In this article, we will explore what codependency is, how it can develop, and strategies for managing and overcoming it in relationships.
Rajveer Digital MarketerPublished 13 days ago in The SwampThe importance of emotional intelligence in relationships
Emotional intelligence is the ability to understand and manage one's own emotions, as well as to recognize and respond effectively to the emotions of others. In relationships, emotional intelligence plays a critical role in fostering healthy communication, building trust, and maintaining strong bonds. In this article, we will explore the importance of emotional intelligence in relationships and provide strategies for developing and enhancing emotional intelligence skills.
Rajveer Digital MarketerPublished 13 days ago in The Swamp
President Declares "Party is Over", Leaves After Shocking Attendees
January 20th (Washington, D.C.) – While Inauguration Day is usually a festive affair, this one proved to be anything but traditional when the new President of the United States of America started the celebration by declaring that the “party is over”.
Backwash of World War 3
The first and second world wars rearranged boundaries all across the world, but nowhere more so than in Europe. And if it happened again, the situation would very certainly be just as difficult—and maybe not only in Europe. Check out today's unbelievable narrative to discover how the world will look after World War 3! 🚨🤯🥶🥵🚨
Infographics ShowPublished 15 days ago in The Swamp"30 Golden Rules for a Happy Husband: How to Build a Strong Marriage"
Marriage is an important and lifelong commitment that requires effort, patience, and dedication from both partners. A happy marriage is one where both partners feel loved, respected, and supported. In this article, we will share 30 golden rules for a happy husband that will help you build a strong and lasting marriage.
Rajveer SammyPublished 17 days ago in The Swamp
Mortui Verba
I'm hearing a great deal of talk about children's safety in society from a multitude of politicians across the United States. While this may sound like a perfectly appropriate and meaningful concern for any politician, I know that nothing these people do is done with sincerity. I know that these particular politicians don't actually mean what they say, even as they watch their own children find themselves in harm's way. This filth of political lip-service rises to my ears like an audible stench, and I am done listening to the cacophony of hollow care and concern for the innocent. This is vile, and I, Iuno, Regina Deorum, sentence the words of these politicians to death.
Marc PerainoPublished 23 days ago in The Swamp
254 Days to Impeachment
Just because the President of the United States is unaffiliated, it does not mean that the rest of the Federal Government has suddenly given up all of its partisan favoritisms, partialities, and biases. What happens when an idealist sits in the most powerful chair on Earth while an entire bureaucracy fights to stay relevant?
Fight Less, Love More : 5 Minute Conversations to Change Your Relationship without Blowing Up or Giving In
Every relationship has its fair share of disagreements and conflicts. However, when these conflicts escalate into fights, they can cause significant damage to the relationship. In this book, "Fight Less, Love More: 5 Minute Conversations to Change Your Relationship without Blowing Up or Giving In," we will explore practical ways to reduce conflict and improve communication in our relationships. We will examine the common patterns that lead to fights, and how to shift these patterns to create a more loving and harmonious relationship.
Rajveer Digital MarketerPublished 28 days ago in The Swamp
