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The Boomer Weed Fiasco
Our kids live in Seattle and we grew up in the age of Aquarius. Add that together and you get two 60-year-olds and their son on a trip to Uncle Ike’s, whose toll-free number is 1–800-GET WEED.
Cindy Shore SmithPublished 3 years ago in PotentThe West Campus Stakeout
It’s Sunday, the first of March when a fear I haven’t felt in over four months rears its ugly head over yet another semester. The time is roughly nine o’clock, my yoga partner and I having just left our first session of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Luckily the night is brisk but not unbearable as we make our way to the lake track across from West Campus for our weekly evening ritual. It’s a week before daylight saving time begins, so we’re safe under the cover of dusk.
Adam HayesPublished 3 years ago in PotentParanoid and Afraid
We've all heard the tall tales and warnings when it comes to 'special' brownies. Allow me to add one more to the book. I'll preface this by acknowledging that I live in a country where marijuana is legal. You can buy weed in many forms, including edibles, either directly from government-run stores or approved independent dispensaries. (Oh Canada!)
salted commentariesPublished 3 years ago in PotentThe Real Reason Why Some People Are So Very Deeply Passionate About Weed NOT EVER Being Legalised!
. The Real Reason Why Some People Are So Very Deeply Passionate About Weed NOT EVER Being Legalised! . . THE SELDOM HEARD VOICE
Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 3 years ago in PotentThe Blueberry Hash Muffin Extravaganza
Here comes another true story in the Stoner Chronicles. As per usual all names have been changed for sake of privacy, I'm actually not even in this story. This is a story about some people I know personally but I'll leave out their relation to me for the sake of their privacy, of course. As well this story did take place before legalization so this does contain illegal marijuana use, however it doesn't contain underage use for once. I do not condone the illegal or underage use of marijuana, nor do I currently partake in the recreational or medicinal use of marijuana at all. If you choose to use marijuana please use legally and at your own risk.
Bree GwendolynPublished 4 years ago in PotentA trip at the Hotel.
This happened in October of 2015. Me and my fiance were staying at this semi-seedy hotel in Toronto. We were booked there for five days. Our new apartment unit was being prepared for us to move into, and since they were doing extensive renovations in the unit, we had to stay at the hotel until it was ready.
Andrea WilliamsPublished 4 years ago in PotentWorld's Worst Stoner
I have tried so many times to have a good time using cannabis and it just doesn't work. "You probably had too much" "You just weren't with the right people, I bet."
You Dumb-A**, That's Not How You Smoke It
I think the most stupid thing I've ever convinced myself of is that I can't get high or "drunk drunk" like other people usually do. It simply takes longer for me to float in the cosmos because I'm fat. I held onto the same invincibility belief when it came to alcohol, until I drank half a bottle of Barefoot Pink Moscato from Walmart, and stumbled into the bedroom yelling idiotic Millennial crap at my Gen X boyfriend. He promptly put my dumb ass to bed, and I discovered that I can definitely get shit-faced. Not easily, not quickly, but definitely with the kind of resistance that makes it a little dangerous to try and test the limits.
Veronica WilliamsPublished 5 years ago in PotentHow Do You Order Marijuana?
I used to smoke, back in my college years. But I don’t anymore. Here’s why: I was introduced to it around my second year of college. A couple of friends I was close to invited me to their house and just started smoking.
Front Porch Smoke Sessions
I always thought smoking m.j. would be like smoking a ciggie, but with 'higher' benefits. It wasn't until half a year ago, when I began dating one hell of a man, that I actually considered smoking. It started with my sister, in the driveway, at the trunk of her car. The strain was called purple haze. Rolling a small joint, it took only one to two hits for me to be in my own kind of haze.
Sophie MariePublished 5 years ago in Potent10 Things to Do When You're High
Being high, if nothing else, puts you in a different state of mind. Some feel more alert, others feel more relaxed, while even more just may feel dissociated. Depending on what you're smoking or popping, you might just feel like laying down and thinking about life.
Skunk UzekiPublished 5 years ago in PotentMy Greatest Mistake with Weed
Just to clarify to everyone, I’m far from a regular "wake n' bake" user. My tolerance isn't that high, so that kind of makes this story even more sad.
J. P. FrattiniPublished 6 years ago in Potent