Welcome

I met new friends today

Ones from far, far away

We laughed in different languages

Smiled in unfamiliar ways

Felt the air around us buzz

With an electric fuzz

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Today I stood with a welcoming party

Waiting for our destiny

To arrive

Never feeling as alive

As I did, when they came on this once-in-a-lifetime occasion

I carried in my heart the prayers of an entire nation

I stepped forward with an offering of trust to our new friends

In an olive branch, I held inside timid hands

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What the

Who the

The slimy tosser just dripped goo all over my fingers

These ugly stick culprits look like dead ringers

For E.T.

Somebody get Elliot

OMG, a chuckle almost escapes my lips

No, don't let Marvin the Martian see your guns

WELCOME, we greet you in grease!

WAIT, we welcome you in peace!

What, it's not my fault, their skin is so slimy

I know, I know on with the plan, get the grimy

Green wankers

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Today I stood with new friends

Looking out across all of Earth's beauty

Offering the best of humanity

In the light of a new dawn breaking

In the hope of a new future shining

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The first piece of us I shared

To show how much we cared

The first gift, I gave our new friends

Our new closest allies

Was our ability to deceive

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Poor not of this world beings... so naive

Somebody get the popcorn

The show's about to begin

This week on Alien Autopsy,

Real Aliens

I'm Kidding, we're the government

This will be kept silent

Does anybody know how to fly a UFO

I really want to fly the UFO

Come on, Johnson

Okay, Johnson

Ewww, their blood is green too

Johnson, their insides smell like poo

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