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Two Daft Billionaires

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By Paul StewartPublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read
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Two daft billionaires

are ready to duke it out

What the actual.

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Comments (9)

  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knockabout a year ago

    ...fuddruckers! (The name of a restaurant chain & my favorite curse word.)

  • Hahahahahahahha what the actual? I loved that so much! I completed that sentence only to realise the word wasn't even there 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Babs Iversonabout a year ago

    Good one!!! Loved it!!❤️❤️💕

  • Naomi Goldabout a year ago

    LOL. I love Elon’s sense of humor (and yours).

  • Sara Wilsonabout a year ago

    Seriously. I feel like we are living in the upside down! Nothing makes any sense! Everything is just a big distraction for other things. Whenever something like this happens- I watch for whatever they're trying to distract us from. Like that Titan "sub". I have so much to say about it. The short version is I really don't believe a bunch of billionaires would pay money to get into that tiny tin can and be drilled inside. The day they finally announced they found debris just so happened to be the day that some other big things were happening... and they knew about this sub on Sunday. They waited days to announce the news. Always a distraction. These idiots are no different.

  • Brenton Fabout a year ago

    So little, so much! Well done!

  • Alex H Mittelman about a year ago

    lol funny!

  • J. R. Loweabout a year ago

    Hahaha love the title - how very fitting 😂

  • Ruth Stewartabout a year ago

    What a sweet little oddity!

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