The Devil is in the Details

Wednesday 1st February, 2017

Happy Anniversary, Wife Card (Will write message when buy card, not online)

2 x Champagne (Magnum)

5 x Lemonade (2L bottles)

10 x Champagne flutes

Diamond necklace, earrings and ring (matching, with saphhires)

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Monday 13th March, 2017

10 x Thank You cards (for team, Thank You for your hard work. I will take who I can with me when I am promoted - idea for cards?)

10 x £50 Amazon gift cards

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Saturday 13rd May, 2017

Bread

Milk

Donuts x 4

Shiraz (70cl bottle)

Cheesy garlic bread

Large 16" pizzas x 2

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Monday 22nd May, 2017

New smartphone

Hugo Boss cologne

Tailored suit

Leather brogues

Haircut and shave at barber shop

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Tuesday 23rd May, 2017

Hotel room for 2

Handcuffs (furry?) (metallic?) (furry?)

Condoms (Pack of 6) (Pack of 12)

Water-based lube

Tequila (70cl Bottle)

Lemons

Salt

Orange juice

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Wednesday 24th May, 2017

Red Roses x 12

Box of Lindt chocolates

Paracetamol

Car Valet Service (Inside and outside)

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Saturday 27th May, 2017

Clingfilm x 2 rolls

Clothes pegs (set of 20, wooden preferably)

Disposable, waterproof bedsheet covers

Strongest air freshner can find

Tequila (70cl Bottle)

Fresh Mint

Chicken breasts x 2

Stir Fry Vegetables Mix

Soy Sauce

Easy-cook rice

White Wine (Any kind, as long as sweet, 70cl Bottle)

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Sunday 28th May, 2017

Stain remover

Single Lily of the Valley, in vase

Gucci fragrance

Large black refuse sacks

Carpet cleaner

Bleach/disinfectant

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Tuesday 30th May, 2017

Birthday cake for wife, Sandy

Prosecco (70cl Bottle)

Happy Birthday card (with message, Happy Birthday, Sandy, love you so much. Sorry, work has me working overtime, please try your best to enjoy your day. Hope the Prosecco and cake make up for my abscence)

Latte x 2

Strawberries

Squirty cream

Blindfold

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Friday 2nd June, 2017

Hotel room for 2 (Book in her name)

Hired car (Book in her name)

Pregnancy test

Handcuffs

Bullets

Sharp Knife (from hardware store)

Disposable gloves

Bourbon

Croissants x 2 (almond and hazelnut)

Heavy-duty industrial-standard overalls

Leather boots

Protective goggles

Industrial-grade face mask

Chloroform

Microfibre clothes

Donut x 1

Apple (for vitamin C)

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Saturday 3th June, 2017

Car Valet Service

Cute LBD for wife Sandy

Flights to Paris x 2

24 ct. Gold Eternity Ring

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Thanks for reading!

Author's Notes: This is for Mackenzie Davis' "I'd Read Your Grocery List" Challenge which you can find out more about here:

I realise it's not solely grocery lists, but I went with a more broader shopping list type thing. Hope that's okay, Mackenzie?

Anyway...yeah. That's all I'm going to say about this. It was a lot of fun...fun? Is that the right word...considering what I produced? I'll let you decide.

As always, appreciate and love the engagement, interaction and the fact that anyone bothers to read my stuff!

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