humor

BINGO?
"Hello dear friend, My name is Billie. They'll tell you it's a boys name, but those people are silly. See here in these parts, I have another name, They call me the bingo queen, of fortune and fame."
By Billie Whyte3 years ago in Poets
Stalling an Alien Attack
Oh, hey, Mr. Grey, nice deathray, before you kill us all, I'd just like to say, there's a cool display up in Monterey with fish that play
By B3 years ago in Poets
Tektal's Around the World Drinking Session!. First Place in Extraterrestrial Challenge. Top Story - December 2025. Content Warning.
Yer an alien, is tha' right, pal? Did yee say yer name wis, Tektal? Welcome, welcome, come right in Tell me all aboot yer alien kin
By Paul Stewart3 years ago in Poets
The hole
The Hole Cold ! It’s cold But why is it so cold? Well dear there’s a hole in the wall A hole in the wall? A hole in the wall! Look!
By Barthelemy C3 years ago in Poets
Cheers
Cheers! Black or white, brown or butter, rainbow of gold It’s always good but better when cold. It lightens your heart and makes your tongue walk
By Barthelemy C3 years ago in Poets
Digital Dreams And Offline Wonders
In a world of screens and memes, we live, Where laughter's currency, we readily give. So let me spin a tale in rhymes that blend,
By Ink Mystic3 years ago in Poets
The Planet Weezy Story
Surprisingly, for the first time I’ve decided to turn one of my stories into a song! A fun one for the kids. Below, is the lyrics and audio version of “The Planet Weezy Story” for all to enjoy. Click on the picture below, and choose “Listen In Browser” to start the music. This story is inspired by my favorite rapper, Lil’ Wayne. Enjoy…
By Alexis Dean Jr.3 years ago in Poets
Delbert Sieve. Top Story - September 2023.
I found myself a brand-new friend I named him Delbert Sieve. He couldn’t speak a word to me So I showed him how I lived.
By Simon Curtis3 years ago in Poets
Little Rainbow Alien 👽
Hey little rainbow Alien 🌈 Dude are you real? I ate these mushrooms 🍄 And now everything I can feel I can see all the colors
By Tressa Rose3 years ago in Poets
Months Apart
As my skin cries tears, Cool winds bring back your image Winter, I miss you…
By Alexis Dean Jr.3 years ago in Poets
"Lou the Laughing Cow: From Udder Chaos to Comedy Stardom"
In a world of chaos, stress, and strife, Let's take a break from daily life. I'll tell you a tale that's sure to amuse, A comical yarn, a poem to choose.
By Ink Mystic3 years ago in Poets
"Sock Saga: The Vanishing Act"
In a land where socks go missing, A mystery quite absurd, They vanish from the laundry, Like a magician's final word. I search high and low, oh where could they be?
By Ink Mystic3 years ago in Poets