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Aliens at the Movies
Their starship blackened town square And the people below held their breath The white beam blew back our papers and hair The sounds scared the children to death.
By Bryan Buffkin3 years ago in Poets
My PVC Friend
My bold memory of you, As vivid as your indigo color. My mother tells of what we’d do, About how I played with you like no other.
By Trip L.3 years ago in Poets
Get Yourself A Koozie
They landed on earth We tubed behind the pontoon Mmm... motorboatin
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden3 years ago in Poets
Lionel
Lionel was stinking, filthy rich He got his money from a witch When he found her in a ditch He told her she was not a b*tch
By Mother Combs (Sharon)3 years ago in Poets
Super Jill
Hey, my name is Jill And I'm a big deal So watch, if you will I promise it'll be a thrill I can't keep still But I'm completely chill
By Mother Combs (Sharon)3 years ago in Poets
Introducing Aliens to Earth. Top Story - September 2023.
What do I do? Where do I go? An alien landed behind my home. • A green lizard man scaly and gross, oozing white snot,
By J. S. Wade3 years ago in Poets
Aliens in da hood. . Top Story - September 2023.
We met in an alley on a hot summer night, I thought he was a bum who just needed a light. But his almond-shaped eyes had a story to tell.
By Lamar Wiggins3 years ago in Poets
Welcome to the Planet
Hello and welcome to earth We’re all just existing on this bountiful girth Our world’s full of confusion, people, and stuff
By Cindy Calder3 years ago in Poets
Sleepless. Top Story - September 2023.
Sleep eludes me No matter how many sheep are counted No matter what position the blanket I can’t seem to catch sleep - “Palms are sweaty, need sleep, mom’s spaghetti”
By Mo Darasi3 years ago in Poets
Cosmic Cheers
To an alien who landed from the cosmic skies, I'd show them Earth's grandest and strangest prize. With a hearty laugh and a wink in my eye,
By Jaslynn3 years ago in Poets
Pizza Planet's E.T
To an alien, a visitor from the cosmic expanse, I'd show them a treasure, make their heart dance. With earnest eyes and a soulful embrace,
By Jaslynn3 years ago in Poets
Brave Nne Oma
In a small village nestled at the foothills of a rugged mountain range, there lived a woman named Nne Oma. Her name, which meant "Mother of Goodness" in their native tongue, was a testament to her character. Nne Oma was known far and wide for her unwavering bravery and resilience, qualities that had helped her weather many storms, both literal and metaphorical, throughout her life.
By Richard Osas3 years ago in Poets