Introducing Aliens to Earth
A tasteful approach.
What do I do?
Where do I go?
An alien landed
behind my home.
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A green lizard man
scaly and gross,
oozing white snot,
invaded my house.
•
Fearful at first
I turned on the light
the alien smiled,
and spoke so polite.
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“I come in peace
a food connoisseur,
I mean you no harm
or to cause any horror.”
•
Streaming Green gas
shot out from its ass,
A bodacious fart,
hints of lemon tarts.
•
My head began spinning
as light as a feather.
tranquil and calm,
my voice I surrendered.
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“You need a doctor
to help with your blight
Your viral infection
gives me a fright. “
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“No,” said the lizard,
“My name is George”
and I’m terrible afraid
of needles and probes.”
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“Show me your friends,
what foods make them tick,
I will be fine
Earth air makes me sick.”
•
Riding my Harley
we rode to Joe’s Bar,
and Intro’d the lizard
to Bubba and Scar.
•
A few hours later
our fingers a’licking,
George , the alien,
tasted like chicken.
***
About the Creator
J. S. Wade
Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.
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L.C. Shaëfer and Paul Stewart inspired me to finally participate in the #IronMaiden critique challenge. (Go check out their articles, linked previously.) I have made a list of stories I feel could use more insights, whether from lack of engagement here, or because they were rejected elsewhere, or simply because I've come to cringe at them and would like to like them again.
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Comments (38)
Oh no!! 😂😂
Oh damn! I did not see that coming...bahahahaha!! That was a lot of fun :) Congrats on Top Story!
Nice Post! I am very delighted in reading this article.
Gross, who eats green farts, snot and green lizards. GROSS, gross, grossssssssssssssssss. We had green lizards crawling on our walls back home, they would watch us while we slept. We would never eat them, gross. He should have feared biker dudes. Hahahahahah. Congrats on TOP Story---I think!
Ha ha! Made me chuckle. Poor trusting green man LOL!
I enjoyed reading this 😊👍🏻
Wow, Great twit man Congratulations
No. You didn't? And I thought my ending was bad for the alien but this? Whole new level. Funny though.
Congratulations
-A tasteful approach- 😅 Back to say congrats!!!
Brilliant twist and hillarious all the way through! Congratulations on Top Story! 🤍
Yay! Congrats on the TS.
Nice 👍
Congratulations on your Top Story🎉
Wow, the twist is next to no other. Great poem
Great twist, Scott! I got a good laugh out of thing one!
this was such a fun piece! Loved how the alien feared needles and probes lol! Great job, congrats!!
Congratulations!!! 🎊🎈
Hahaha!!!! So clever and sick, Scott. 😂 Loved it!
Poor George!
WOW!😱 lol Very creative! I didn't see that ending coming! Awesome job!😊
oh dude, I did not see that coming. I read this earlier and forgot to leave a comment , so I had to read it again. (I still laughed)
Nice👽✌️
haahahahaaa, clever and funny!!! loved this!
"A bodacious fart, hints of lemon tarts."... 😅 This was so fun and well structured, Scott! Love you humor and take here! 🤗