Introducing Aliens to Earth
A tasteful approach.
What do I do?
Where do I go?
An alien landed
behind my home.
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A green lizard man
scaly and gross,
oozing white snot,
invaded my house.
•
Fearful at first
I turned on the light
the alien smiled,
and spoke so polite.
•
“I come in peace
a food connoisseur,
I mean you no harm
or to cause any horror.”
•
Streaming Green gas
shot out from its ass,
A bodacious fart,
hints of lemon tarts.
•
My head began spinning
as light as a feather.
tranquil and calm,
my voice I surrendered.
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“You need a doctor
to help with your blight
Your viral infection
gives me a fright.”
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“No,” said the lizard,
“My name is George”
and I’m terrible afraid
of needles and probes.”
•
“Show me your friends,
what foods make them tick,
I will be fine
Earth air makes me sick.”
•
Riding my Harley
we rode to Joe’s Bar,
and Intro’d the lizard
to Bubba and Scar.
•
A few hours later
our fingers a’licking,
George , the alien,
tasted like chicken.
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About the Creator
J. S. Wade
Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.
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