BINGO?

"Hello dear friend, My name is Billie. They'll tell you it's a boys name, but those people are silly. See here in these parts, I have another name, They call me the bingo queen, of fortune and fame."

"Bingo?" you ask "my dear what is that?"

"A fantastic game, with wins a plenty at that. 1 number to go, two fat ladies. 88 and like that, a mercedes. You see my dear friend, bingo is..a game with some numbers, nothing like a quiz. A game of luck, of chance, of fear. A game where you win a sum of plenty, and stifle a tear. Match up your numbers, with the balls that are called and if you get a full house, you're sure to be enthralled. Bingo! you cry, otherwise it won't count and just like that, an un-nerving amount.

"Ah I see, you call it bingo my dear! On our planet we call it TEARG!"