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My Mindful List
Sunday - Hungover as hell! 1. Coffee, drink more water! 2. Herbal tea (reduce caffeine). 3. Clean out fridge. 4. Screw it. Coffee.
By ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)3 years ago in Poets
Harmony of Hearts
In Twilight's tender embrace, they meet, Two souls entwined, destiny sweet. Beneath the stars' soft, shimmering light, They dance together, hearts taking flight.
By Waseem Chem3 years ago in Poets
ey, yo, it’s me.
HEY!! I STILL EXIST! (i know, that’s such a surprise) I LOVE TO WRITE SO… *** (I’M BACK BABY!) (didja miss me?)
By chloe3 years ago in Poets
My Man Is So Smooth
I love a smooth shiny bald head and I have my own sleeping in my bed. I thought at one point, I may be crazy. This couldn’t be the only reason, what a daisy.
By Denise E Lindquist3 years ago in Poets
Ipsy Dipsy, et al.
Teeny Weenie feels unworthy But he will live forever unEarthly; Steely Feely could never brag About how she will fill her shopping bag;
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Juicy Red Apple
Juicy red apple, Making my mouth water, I'll save you for later, Though I just want to eat you. Feel you crunch between my teeth,
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Poets
How Is That?
A rondeau redoublé consists of six quatrains using two rhymes. The first quatrain consists of four refrain lines that are used, in sequence, as the last lines of the next four quatrains, and a phrase from the first refrain is repeated as a tail at the end of the final stanza. See Dorothy Parker’s “Rondeau Redoublé (and Scarcely Worth the Trouble at That). — Source Poetry Foundation
By Denise E Lindquist3 years ago in Poets
The Wizard Of Odd
Disturbing - flying monkeys and witches on fire A heartless, oil-can junkie and brainless scarecrow, for hire A lion, with no courage
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden3 years ago in Poets
Inspiration
“Who was the person who most inspired you?” My paper was still blank and at midnight it was due I stared at the question, but no one came to mind
By SonShaSil013 years ago in Poets
Out Of My Mind On Dope And Speed. Content Warning.
Introduction I have not been feeling good this week and added to all the drugs I normally take I have had to take a hell of a lot more, and it brought to mind this Julian Cope song. I love Julian Cope and this is an excuse for a villanelle. By the way, I am absolutely fine.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 3 years ago in Poets
Gym Senryu. Content Warning.
TW: ...Offensive Language! Said "bitch be humble"... Would that man stop to bumble? He used all the weights!
By Matt B.3 years ago in Poets
Just PB&J’S From Now On
As smooth as Skippy The type of man I’m drawn to Stupid pick-up lines
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden3 years ago in Poets