Onions Are Not Gross
Ode to Onions Haiku
I heard someone say
"Onions are not popular."
⚡☝️😡 Tasteless and insane!
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Onions compliment
Italian, and Mexican!
Hamburgers! Salads!
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They are not slimy
Cook for caramelized heaven 🥴
The French make them soup!
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"I'd like to order
"a single topping pizza:
"Onions, extra cheese."
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Buy them by the bag!
Nature's rings for your fingers
"Will you marry me?"
~by
_____________Bolt⚡
Onions compliment everything but ice cream. But I'm confident someday Taco Bell will blast through that barrier with some type of Baja Onion Freeze. 🌮🔔
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About the Creator
Lightning Bolt ⚡
Bolt ⚡ aka Bill↬bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic sexy ♒Aquarian retired superhero. Author of humor, poetry, sci fi & horror.
✔️ A Taco Bell, A Shakespearian Robot, A Slut, Prophets, A Bed, A Dreamer, & A Historic Mismatch.
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