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If I Had a Dog

I'm Prepared

By Judey Kalchik Published 3 years ago • 1 min read
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If I had a dog I think I would call him Robert.

Unless he was an Irish Setter.

Then I would call him Finian.

It's unlikely that I will have a dog,

but I kinda feel like I have one right now,

just a wee bit,

because I now have a name picked out.

I like being prepared.

Now I can call for Robert/Finian,

and if no dog appears I can pretend he is asleep.

That's right, asleep.

Because he would come to me when I called.

That's just how Robert/Finian is.

We understand each other.

Good dog.

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This poem is based on a Facebook post I made 11 years ago.

I still don't have a dog. The photo I used does, I believe, portray how delighted Finian would be to come to me when I call him.

If I had a dog. A dog that was an Irish Setter.

But I'd probably get a Golden Retriever.

Still.

I do have more poems, though, and you can find them here.

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Judey Kalchik

It's my time to find and use my voice.

Poetry, short stories, memories, and a lot of things I think and wish I'd known a long time ago.

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    Written by Judey Kalchik