I Went To The Bathroom

A few words about inconvenient deliveries when you are esconced on your convenience.

The song I included is "Toilet Love" by Wayne (now Jayne) County and the Electric Chairs

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I Went to The Bathroom

Wearing Only My Watch

To Go Sit On My Throne

What If Someone Should Knock

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You Know I'm The King Here

No One Should Disturb Me

There's A Knock At The Door

It's Probably Hermes

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They'll Leave It Out The Front

For Some Scally To Nick

And Say Their Job Is Done

Their Box Truly Ticked

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This Always Happens

Firms Like This, Just A Laugh

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