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An issue without Tissue

By JBazPublished about a month ago 1 min read


# 1

Oh thy paper roll

be thee over or under

I pray yee be there

# 2

When thine job complete

Please be thee ready and fit

To cleanse all thy...

Matthew's challenge choose the first mundane object you see .

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  • C. Rommial Butler29 days ago

    Haha. Thank you for this. In one public bathroom stall I saw this delightful piece of doggerel: "Don't be a hoe Wipe the flo." Bathroom humor never dies... though sometimes it smells like it did...

  • L.C. Schäferabout a month ago

    Lol this is 😃👍

  • Donna Fox (HKB)about a month ago

    Hahah!!! I can't help but wonder where you were when this was the first mundane item you saw.... 🤣 Great poem Jason!!

  • Heather Hublerabout a month ago

    LOL! We all need that TP on hand!! I used to keep some in my car all the time when my kids were little. You could use that stuff for everything :) What a crack up, J!!

  • Kenny Pennabout a month ago

    😂😂 Oh man I cracked up reading this. Excellent choice, JBaz

  • D.K. Shepardabout a month ago

    Haha! This is fantastic! Love the old English vibe paired with such a subject!

  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a month ago

    Hahahahahhhahahahaha the first one made me laugh so much! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loved both of them!

  • Gabriel Huizengaabout a month ago

    Brilliantly hilarious!!

  • Shirley Belkabout a month ago

    JBaz...we should have collaborated...too funny

  • angela hepworthabout a month ago


  • Andrea Corwin about a month ago

    Oh but there are bidets! Lol- loved your TP ones.

  • Babs Iversonabout a month ago


  • Mariann Carrollabout a month ago

    😂😂😂Toilet tissue , certainly a great part in our life. This took me back to a Seinfeld episode,lol . Great humor portrayal of the important of toilet tissue

  • Cathy holmesabout a month ago

    Lol. That's great.

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