Dog, Cat, and Stoat in a Boat
A Warning - It's not Polite to Gloat!
The dog in the boat liked to gloat
At the cat's best friend, a stoat
He smirked
He joked
Until the cat kicked him off the boat
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Paul Stewart
Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.
Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.
"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson
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Comments (8)
A fun read!
Hahahaha I aspire to be the cat!
LOL!!! Good one!!!
Too cute ☺️
Funny!!!
It's all fun and games until you kicked off the boat, lol!! Fun one!!
Lol. Cute
The dog and the cat and the stoat Where sailing along, remaining afloat When the dog was kicked off Up Water, he coughed Then the cat said, "Next time, we sail with the Goat."