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Menu List Poem

By DaphsamPublished 2 months ago 1 min read
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Created in Canva

Daily Special******All you can afford to not ignore; sweets and defeat treats galore.

Sibling Rivalry Sandwiches

Competition Club House Sandwich $5

Jealousy Jelly Machiavelli Sandwich $6

Roast Beef Blaming Sandwich $7

Pepperoni Power Struggle Pizza $8

Son Dried Taunting Sandwich $9

$ 2 for do you dare intervene sandwich’s for the price of one

Devoted Dependable Desserts

Loving Lucious Lemon Cake $1

Peanut Butter Pride Pastries $2

Empathy Eclairs $3

Sugary Setting Boundary Bars $4

Crème Curfew Brulé $5

Pumpkin Patience Pies $6

Classic “I Told You So” Cookies $7

Caramel “Calm Down” Crunch Cake $8

Fudgy Judgy Fudge $9

Supremely Right Ice Cream $10

Break The Bank Brownies $11

Make Me What To Scream Cobbler $12

Don’t You Dare Donuts $13

Devil Daughter Food Cake $14

Mix & Match Each

Choose Any 3 Items Before War

Choose Any 6 Items For AntiWar

Visiting Shrinks Drinks:

Trusting With Advice Iced Tea $1

Security Maturity Soda $2

Compassionate Coffee $3

Freedom Guarantee Tea $4

Laughter Water On the house!

Choose 1 drink you think will keep the shrink bills at bay.

listhumorFor FunFamily
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About the Creator

Daphsam

Loving Wife, Mom, Dog Mom- A Dyslexic dreamer who never thought I could read or write. But life changed, and I conquered my fears. I am an artist, photographer, wordsmith and illustrator. Looking to weave stories and poems with my artwork.

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  • Xine Segalas2 months ago

    SO good! Love this!

  • Hahahahahahahhahaha this was so creative and freaking hilarious!

  • Fun poem. Love the artwork.

  • Lamar Wiggins2 months ago

    Son dried taunting sandwich! 😅. I'll have that with side of mustard and for dessert ill have two orders of empathy eclairs. You know what, make it three, I'm feeling empathetic today. Lol. Such a cool idea for a list poem, thanks for sharing.

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