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Daily Special******All you can afford to not ignore; sweets and defeat treats galore.
Sibling Rivalry Sandwiches
Competition Club House Sandwich $5
Jealousy Jelly Machiavelli Sandwich $6
Roast Beef Blaming Sandwich $7
Pepperoni Power Struggle Pizza $8
Son Dried Taunting Sandwich $9
$ 2 for do you dare intervene sandwich’s for the price of one
Devoted Dependable Desserts
Loving Lucious Lemon Cake $1
Peanut Butter Pride Pastries $2
Empathy Eclairs $3
Sugary Setting Boundary Bars $4
Crème Curfew Brulé $5
Pumpkin Patience Pies $6
Classic “I Told You So” Cookies $7
Caramel “Calm Down” Crunch Cake $8
Fudgy Judgy Fudge $9
Supremely Right Ice Cream $10
Break The Bank Brownies $11
Make Me What To Scream Cobbler $12
Don’t You Dare Donuts $13
Devil Daughter Food Cake $14
Mix & Match Each
Choose Any 3 Items Before War
Choose Any 6 Items For AntiWar
Visiting Shrinks Drinks:
Trusting With Advice Iced Tea $1
Security Maturity Soda $2
Compassionate Coffee $3
Freedom Guarantee Tea $4
Laughter Water On the house!
Choose 1 drink you think will keep the shrink bills at bay.
About the Creator
Daphsam
Loving Wife, Mom, Dog Mom- A Dyslexic dreamer who never thought I could read or write. But life changed, and I conquered my fears. I am an artist, photographer, wordsmith and illustrator. Looking to weave stories and poems with my artwork.
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Comments (4)
SO good! Love this!
Hahahahahahahhahaha this was so creative and freaking hilarious!
Fun poem. Love the artwork.
Son dried taunting sandwich! 😅. I'll have that with side of mustard and for dessert ill have two orders of empathy eclairs. You know what, make it three, I'm feeling empathetic today. Lol. Such a cool idea for a list poem, thanks for sharing.