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By DaphsamPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
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Daily Special******All you can afford to not ignore; sweets and defeat treats galore.

Sibling Rivalry Sandwiches

Competition Club House Sandwich $5

Jealousy Jelly Machiavelli Sandwich $6

Roast Beef Blaming Sandwich $7

Pepperoni Power Struggle Pizza $8

Son Dried Taunting Sandwich $9

$ 2 for do you dare intervene sandwich’s for the price of one

Devoted Dependable Desserts

Loving Lucious Lemon Cake $1

Peanut Butter Pride Pastries $2

Empathy Eclairs $3

Sugary Setting Boundary Bars $4

Crème Curfew Brulé $5

Pumpkin Patience Pies $6

Classic “I Told You So” Cookies $7

Caramel “Calm Down” Crunch Cake $8

Fudgy Judgy Fudge $9

Supremely Right Ice Cream $10

Break The Bank Brownies $11

Make Me What To Scream Cobbler $12

Don’t You Dare Donuts $13

Devil Daughter Food Cake $14

Mix & Match Each

Choose Any 3 Items Before War

Choose Any 6 Items For AntiWar

Visiting Shrinks Drinks:

Trusting With Advice Iced Tea $1

Security Maturity Soda $2

Compassionate Coffee $3

Freedom Guarantee Tea $4

Laughter Water On the house!

Choose 1 drink you think will keep the shrink bills at bay.

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Daphsam

A dyslexic dreamer who once thought reading and writing were beyond reach. Yet here I am, an artist, wordsmith, and illustrator—ready to weave stories and poems from my artwork.

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    Written by Daphsam