An Ode to Caffeine
Coffee, energy drinks, soda... The list of choices is endless.
I wait in line to order a green tea.
The girl in front of me orders
an extra hot skinny pumpkin spice latte
with almond milk and one pump of syrup.
She pays and swears to her friend
that she knows all the ways to make a coffee low-calorie.
“No eating or drinking in classrooms.”
A girl spills her iced coffee
during a club meeting in Turlington Hall.
“No one will notice.”
A guy stretches out his arm
to reveal veins popping out
down the length of his arm.
He survives solely on sodas,
energy drinks, and occasionally fast food.
Proper nutrition is for the weak.
It’s 9pm. A group of teammates
are driving from a competition back to their hotel.
One girl requests a stop at a coffee shop,
sensing oncoming symptoms of caffeine withdrawal.
There must be more empty coffee cups
discarded each day in the library trashcans
than the number of books housed there.
This is college.
“Yeah, I’m just permanently dehydrated
since all I drink is coffee and soda,” a student shrugs.
“But hey, it really defines my muscles,” he adds, flexing his biceps.
“I can recommend energy drinks
for any situation if you ever need it.
Not all energy drinks are created equal.
Pre-workout, post-workout, homework, all-nighter.
It’s a subtle art.”
A mom of three drives her kids to school one morning.
As they pass their habitual stop,
“Mommy coffee?” the four-year-old asks with concern.
As she sips a certain brand of energy drink,
a college girl wonders how it has
unpronounceable chemicals in the list of ingredients,
a wide variety of flavors,
a dangerous amount of caffeine,
and yet 0 calories.
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Comments (3)
Fantastic!!!💖💕
"Proper nutrition is for the weak." What a great line!
As a coffee addict, I loved your poem!