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I Might Be an NPC in This World
I’ve been thinking a lot lately… what if I’m not the main character? No, seriously. What if I’m just an NPC? You know, one of those background characters in a game who walks around saying the same two phrases, wears the same clothes every day, and occasionally gets stuck walking into a wall?
By Felicia Yoanabout a year ago in Humor
THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING (AND SO ARE YOUR PANTS)
WHEN THE COSMOS MEETS CARBS Scientists tell us the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, fueled by mysterious forces like dark energy. And honestly? I would have to agree... Except in my case, the mysterious force is extra queso and that ill-advised third chimichanga. Cosmic inflation, they call it. Cute. Meanwhile, my jeans are experiencing catastrophic waistband failure, and astronomers aren’t writing papers about that. Forget black holes; the real singularity is your belly button after you polish off a family-size nacho platter “because it was on special.”
By The Pompous Postabout a year ago in Humor
I Joined a Cult for Free WiFi
I Joined a Cult for Free WiFi A Broke College Student’s Caffeinated Descent into Questionable Devotion It started with a dead laptop battery, a drained bank account, and a desperate need to submit a sociology paper titled “Modern Isolation and Digital Dependency.” Ironically, I couldn’t submit it because I had no internet and was feeling very isolated.
By Huzaifa Dzineabout a year ago in Humor
A Hot Topic
Now summer appears to have finally arrived, can I strike a dissonant chord by suggesting that it goes away again? No? I should explain. I’m writing this article in the middle of the night. Earlier today, an unscheduled siesta on my desktop whisked me away from work into a swirling narcoleptic swoon, punctuated only by the sudden thud of an office stapler I’d been holding as it landed on the floor.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
Singers sue comedian and became the joke
Hello, hello Today I'm going to talk to you about this case that happened in Portugal. It has became one of the most dumb cases and frankly I agree. So to make you laugh let's start.
By Joana Piresabout a year ago in Humor
The Healing Power of Humor: Why Laughing Might Be Your Greatest Survival Skill
I don’t remember the first time I realized humor could be medicine, but I do remember the first time it saved me. It wasn’t in a comedy club.
By Irfan Aliabout a year ago in Humor
Word War III:The. Internet Edition
World War III: The Internet Edition INTRO What if the next global conflict was fought with memes, cancel culture, and viral dances instead of tanks and troops?
By keijuabout a year ago in Humor
World War III Memes: How Gen z Dark Humor Meets Global Anxiety
Introduction In mid‑June 2025, the phrase “World War III” shot to the top of social media trends—most notably on X (formerly Twitter). The surge followed intensified tensions between Iran and Israel, drawing global attention. Yet, instead of panic dominating the thread lights, dark memes and sardonic humor spread like wildfire, especially among Gen Z. This trend isn’t merely meme culture gone wild—it reflects a psychological response to anxiety, a generational coping strategy, and a new form of digital political commentary
By keijuabout a year ago in Humor
The Worst (Active) Creator On Vocal. Content Warning.
Introduction This is meant to be a bit of humour, and I am definitely not down, although it is something I am aware of. This is only true because of the number of stories, poems, articles and things that I publish, and this is what the statistics say.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred about a year ago in Humor
The MAGA Rulebook: 50 Commandments of the Cult (Uncensored Edition). Content Warning.
I. Core Principles 1. Never admit you're wrong. Admitting fault is weakness. Weakness is treason. 2. Lie about anything and everything. Even if the truth works, lie anyway. The lie is the point.
By Jeff Olenabout a year ago in Humor
Trump vs. His Reflection: An ICEy Reception. Content Warning.
[Scene: Mar-a-Lago bathroom. Trump storms in, red-faced, fists clenched. He’s clutching his phone. The mirror shows Reflection Trump—this time wearing a full gas mask and holding a bright pink sign that simply reads: “NO ICE IN LA.” The Reflection leans casually against the glass.]
By Jeff Olenabout a year ago in Humor
Beyond the Ladder: What Money in the Bank 2025 Revealed About WWE’s Future
Outsiders frequently dismiss professional wrestling as staged drama, but fans are aware of this. There is a deeper current of emotion, legacy, and danger hidden beneath every punch, plot, and entrance theme. The WWE Money in the Bank 2025 event this year was more than just another pay-per-view; it was a commentary on wrestling's history, present, and future. With its powerful performances, heartfelt comebacks, and quiet farewells, MITB 2025 was a spectacle and a tale to be remembered. Naomi’s Win: A Victory Beyond Gold In addition to being a well-earned push, Naomi's victory in the Women's Money in the Bank ladder match was a testament to her tenacity. In the WWE women's division, Naomi has long been one of the most athletic but underutilized superstars. It was more than just a title shot to watch her scale the ladder and grab the briefcase. It was a silent affirmation that talent can outshine hype if given the chance. In a society where the biggest brands or the loudest voices are frequently given opportunities, Naomi's story represents something far more grounded. Silent power. Regularity. patience. Her victory will be talked about for months or even years.
By Tousif Arafatabout a year ago in Humor