Irony
Why Do We Allow Wisdom To Live In Cemeteries? Part I
The first person I take the time to know is me. Then life, our world, and the humans in it. With my knowledge of life and living, I managed to make wise choices, decisions, and intentions from my body, heart, mind, and soul that allow me to live my life with common sense. Most young people look down on us older folks, judging and criticizing us. They are unaware that we are from a world where physical human contact is how we learn. Even without it, with what social media is doing to their lives, we can tell the outcome of many of their life situations and circumstances. Annelise Lords
By Annelise Lords 3 months ago in Humor
THE SILENT TRAGEDY OF MEN IN THEIR 40s & 50s WHO SAY “NOICE”...
I. A NATION IN PERIL (AND WE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE….) Across America, in living rooms decorated with mismatched throw pillows and half-assembled IKEA furniture, something tragic is unfolding. Something subtle. Something insidious. Something… deeply disturbing and quite frankly, unnecessary.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
It's England's Fault Americans Call It 'Soccer'
Every time a well-meaning American posts online about “ soccer ,” middle-aged English men in Yorkshire set upon him like raccoons finding an unlocked dumpster behind a seafood restaurant. “It’s called football because you use your feet!” they scream. “Why do Americans always have to be different?”
By Scott Christenson🌴3 months ago in Humor
COLOR THEORY: THE GREAT BEIGE CONSPIRACY
Growing evidence suggests that the modern world has entered a full-blown chromatic meltdown. What once was simple - red, blue, yellow, green, white, black, tan - has been replaced by a sprawling, pretentious, psychologically destabilizing riot of color names so ridiculous, they should require a warning label.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Where Art My Reads
Vocal, my love, what the hell is going on? The new editor is fab, but this update is a bit of a mess. Where are the reads? I don't doubt it is just a few teething issues, and you are doing your best to work through it. I can only imagine the amount of coffee and energy drinks you guys are consuming.
By Rosie J. Sargent4 months ago in Humor
Verification Vexation
Well, we made it through the shutdown, and now we're working with the new additions to the editor, which, I have to admit, will give me some trouble for a day or so. That's ok. I've found elements I really do like already, like the Poetry block. I managed to stumble through it with my last piece. With a little practice, I'm sure I'll grow to appreciate it all.
By Dana Crandell4 months ago in Humor
WHY AMERICANS LOVE SPORTS...
As fall blankets the nation with golden leaves and the vague smell of pumpkin-spiced remorse, millions of Americans perform an annual ritual so deeply ingrained in the cultural DNA, that scientists are now classifying it as a seasonal neurological event.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT: The Uncontrollable Urge to Sneeze While Using Your Phone or Laptop
In what the Department of Common Catastrophes has declared “a growing national emergency,” experts are warning citizens about the overlooked menace plaguing millions of modern lives: the involuntary sneeze during moments of technological engagement.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
