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The Sock Conspiracy: 10 Reasons Why Socks Are Secretly Aliens Plotting to Take Over Earth
The Sock Conspiracy: 10 Reasons Why Socks Are Secretly Aliens Plotting to Take Over Earth Are your socks disappearing into the abyss of the laundry basket? Do you often find yourself with mismatched pairs? Well, buckle up, because it's time to unravel the cosmic truth!
By Richard Weber5 months ago in Humor
"I'm Still On The Loo!". Content Warning.
So, I'm sitting here feeling the waves of salty sea flushing through my body, though I am sure I'm not a fish swimming in the sea. Squeezing my thighs so hard that I think my pelvic floor muscles are going to fall out any time soon, I bang on the door and shout,
By Carol Townend5 months ago in Humor
Jolly Brothers. Content Warning.
Once upon a time in the quaint seaside town of Merryville, two brothers, Luke and Max, were known far and wide for their adventures and misadventures. Luke, the elder brother, was a lanky fellow with a penchant for daydreaming, while Max, the younger one, was a stout lad with a fondness for practical jokes. Their lives took a hilarious turn one sunny afternoon when they stumbled upon a mysterious map leading to buried treasure.
By Alexander Walker5 months ago in Humor
Mr.Bean
For many years, audiences all over the world have been enthralled with Mr. Bean, a character developed and portrayed by the talented British comedian Rowan Atkinson. Mr. Bean is a man of few words, but his ability to make people laugh with his antics and humorous expressions makes him a universally likable character. Mr. Bean has captured audiences' attention for decades with his television shows and feature films, demonstrating that classic humor has no age restrictions.
By Vijay Kumar5 months ago in Humor
My Neighbor Wants My Car Towed
This story was originally published on Medium. ************** Me neighbor either has a hatred for me… or for my car. But in any event, he is trying to get my car towed. And he has been for years. Let me go back to the beginning to provide some context.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile5 months ago in Humor
She Said No!. Content Warning.
"No!" She said. "No! No! No!" She sat in the Cafe, eying up the beautiful rainbow cake in front of her. She was supposed to be on a mission to eat less cake; it wasn't that she needed to lose weight, but she had pledged to be more healthy.
By Carol Townend5 months ago in Humor
Hippos vs. Sloths: The Battle for World Domination
Aquatic Advantage: Hippos utilize their aquatic prowess to establish strategic strongholds in rivers and lakes, while sloths rely on their arboreal habitats, primarily in trees. The battle begins with hippos dominating the waterways, but sloths hold the advantage in dense forests.
By Richard Weber5 months ago in Humor
10 Hilarious office pranks that won’t get you fired
In the hustle and bustle of the corporate world, a well-timed prank can be the perfect antidote to a stressful workday. Injecting a bit of humor into the office environment not only boosts morale but also fosters camaraderie among colleagues. However, the key to pulling off a successful office prank lies in ensuring it's lighthearted, harmless, and won't leave you updating your LinkedIn profile hastily. Here's a list of 10 hilarious office pranks that will have your coworkers in stitches without jeopardizing your job security.
By Dirk Le Roux5 months ago in Humor
Tinder Travesties 2 - The Anatomy of Lawrence. Content Warning.
This article was declined upon first submission for "not meeting the quality standards." There were no other notes. I deleted a few sentences I thought could be problematic and reformatted, but it seems as though Vocal wants to censor this in-depth critique of Lawrence. We'll see if this article makes it past the censors this second time. I'll see you on the other side, friends.
By Steven Christopher McKnight5 months ago in Humor
Swagger McDagger
Swagger McDagger has so much swag that you can't comprehend how much swagger he has. Let me break it down for you guys who have little brains. First off, let's start with his shades. People think to themselves: "Why does Swagger McDagger wear shades? Is he trying to hide his identity or what? And why is he wearing all black?" Well, let me tell you something: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION SWAGGER MCDAGGER AND ALL OF HIS SWAGNESS! WHO ARE YOU WITH NO SWAGGER QUESTION THE LIKES OF SWAGGER MCDAGGER!?
By Senorfruity5 months ago in Humor