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Love in the Water
Have you ever looked at a massive hippopotamus & thought, "Wow, what an AMAZING creature! I wonder what it would be like to date one?" Well, you're not alone in this unusual romantic curiosity! While dating a hippo might sound completely CRAZY at first, there's actually a lot we can learn from these incredible water-loving giants about relationships, communication, & finding love in unexpected places.
By LaMarion Ziegler6 months ago in Humor
Track Jokes That Are Fast, Funny, and Ready to Run
Tracks aren’t just lanes painted on a field—they’re where speed, effort, and a bit of chaos meet. Whether it’s school sports day, professional races, or just someone trying to outrun their problems (or the bus), track moments always come with stories.
By JokeJester6 months ago in Humor
AI is Stealing Our Jobs, But It Can’t Fold a Fitted Sheet...
I. Prelude to the Apocalypse (Laundry Edition) Every generation has its defining fear. The Victorians worried about fainting couches and tuberculosis. The Cold War generation stockpiled canned peaches in case Russia sneezed too loudly. And us? We’ve been told that Artificial Intelligence will soon steal every job, write every poem, and possibly date every one of our exes.
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Hot Tub Puns That Are Steamy, Soaky, and Seriously Funny
Hot tubs are all about comfort, relaxation, and that gentle bubbling sound that melts away stress. The warm water setup known as a hot tub isn’t just a place to unwind—it’s also a surprisingly rich source of humor.
By JokeJester6 months ago in Humor
D.E.A.R MARGARET
I've written and deleted this letter forty-seven times. I know you said you didn't want to hear from me again, and I'm respecting that, this letter is addressed to you, but I'm not sending it. I'm leaving it here, on your porch, in a waterproof envelope, with explicit instructions on the envelope that it should only be opened if: (a) something happens to me, or (b) you find out from someone else first, at which point my explanation will at least be on record. So this is not me trying to contact you. This is me creating plausible deniability while also ensuring you know the whole truth. I'm sure your therapist would have thoughts about that.
By Aarsh Malik6 months ago in Humor
Priceless Tharapy
Dear Dr. Thomas, Please accept my sincerest apologies for the sudden cancellation of our upcoming sessions. I know how much you value "closure"—and your $250-per-hour cancellation fee—but I’ve recently had a breakthrough that rendered our professional relationship... well, redundant.
By Viral Rana6 months ago in Humor
The Bras Incident (I Regret Everything). Winner in Sorry About That Challenge. Content Warning.
Dear Angie, It's been a while, eh hen? We used to be as tight as a priest's pocket. I still think of you, frae time tae time. Ah understand why things had tae end between us, though—I really do. There's nae come back frae what went doon that night. Quite literally.
By Paul Stewart6 months ago in Humor
The Unwritten Rules of Grocery Store Parking Lots...
Prologue: Lo, the Battlefield Lo, do I see before me, a kingdom of cracked asphalt and faded paint. A field where the strong prey upon the distracted, where carts roll like tumbleweeds across the prairie, and where no mortal leaves unscathed. This, my friends, is the grocery store parking lot… the true crucible of modern society.
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
The Dead Plant
I tug my suitcase up the stairwell, of course, today was the day that the elevator broke. I have to take breaks in between the staircases. I take out my water bottle and give myself a break. I continue tugging my suitcase, and I finally make it up to my apartment. After three months of living from a suitcase, it was nice to be home. I unlock the door and pull my suitcase in, and my roommate Janine is standing in the mudroom looking unsure of herself.
By Adrianna M. Braun6 months ago in Humor
