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Howard Bubski Explains Why He Is Safer Than A Bear In the Forest
You have probably read the headlines: "90% of women would prefer to be alone in the forest with a bear than with a man." The same people who wrote these headlines also say one in three women have experienced being physically threatened by a man. That sounds shocking until you realize there are only 200,000 bears in the world, but 4 billion men. Then it sort of makes sense, doesn't it?
Scott ChristensonPublished 14 days ago in HumorDAUGHTER OF A SÎNGLE MOTHER 👑
DAUGHTER OF A SÎNGLE MOTHER 👑 EPISODE 9 Angel was too scared to cry, she needed to think up something and fast. Fatima was still at the door with the strange man. Angel looked around the room to see if there will be any means of escape. The room was nicely dressed and didn't look like there was a way out except the door Infront of her so she headed towards the window to see if she could make an escape. But the owner of the house took percussion by assembling iron bars together to form a protector. Angel now realized that she is trapped and has no means of to run off. The voices she heard began to fade away till she couldn't hear them anymore. She tip toed to the curtain from where she saw the girls binded in chains. But she couldn't see Fatima or the man she was talking to earlier, so she bent the handle of the door to see if it will open. But as she thought, the door was locked from outside. Why does my problems gets worse by the day Angel asked herself. She was too young with little life experience. Angel kept trying to open the door. She heard footsteps approaching her. She went back and sat on the bed pretending to be oblivious of what was really going on. Someone opened the door he was huge and built. He looked like one of those bouncers she met at the entrance of the night club. Someone followed in behind him. He was wearing a nice shiny suit with spots on it. We... Whe.... Where is Tracy and mummy Angel asked looking at the two men with fear. Ohh you mean Mummy B? She left you to my care, you now belong to me the man said raising his hands open Infront of Angel laughing hysterically. You are really pretty and fresh as mummy B said. He tried to touch Angel on her cheeks and she pulled back. Please let me go sir, Please sir, Angel said putting her hands together and begging the stranger. The stranger on suit gave the hefty guy a sign with his head. He moved towards Angel and grabbed her. Angel struggled but her little strength couldn't do anything to save her from his grip. He injected something into Angel and she fell asleep immediately. ************* Angel opened her eyes slowly and realized she was in a room. The room was dark and big with a little bulb which barely illuminated it. She tried looking properly and she realized she wasn't the only one in the room. There were other girls there too, and they all were putting on a white rob. She checked herself and also found out that she too got the change of clothes. She has blindly trusted Fatima and followed her to her own death.she was never going to trust any stranger again. The world has taught her a lot in just a little space of time. But there is this particular girl that has been crying and talking to herself. My mother warned me.. She warned me I didn't listen the girl kept lamenting. She really warned me not to go there, but I didn't listen. What will I tell my mummy? Mummy please forgive me for not listening to you. The other girls kept asking her to close her mouth but she didn't heed to any of them. Angel couldn't say anything, if only her own mother was alive, she won't be in this trouble. Foot steps kept approaching closer and everywhere became quiet. Even the girl that was crying held back her tears. The man wearing the shinning suit who took her entered into the room with two other men. They switched on the Florence light which brightened the whole room. The talked in inaudible tones and pointed towards where Angel was. Angel got terrified. After a while, they left the room. Few minutes later, that same hefty guy who injected her came walking in. Angel has already left her fate in the hands of God to decide. As he got closer she was convinced that he was coming for her because of the way they kept pointing at her. But he took the girl who has been crying. The girl who Angel doesn't know her name kept crying and shouting but who was going to come to her aid? No one knows where she was being taken to. Her few hours in the room, she already heard some girls saying they preferred to remain a sex slave than meat. Some of those girls seems to have been there longer than she thought. The world has shown her deadly fangs she never knew existed. How will she even get out of this unknown place? Who was going to save her? Even if someone saves her, will it be genuine? Angel had run out of options she gave up hope and left her life to go the way it wants. She was already tired of fighting. If death is what awaits her, she will gladly join her mum who left her alone in this world. She coiled her self up and layed on the bare floor and tears slowly crept out of her eyes. Your reactions for next 👇🏽👇🏽 DONT BE A GHOST READER PLEASE REACT AND COMMENT AS YOU READ 100 SHARES TO UNLOCK NEXT EPISODE 💯
Elmer J. Fudd: An Animated Adventure
Elmer J. Fudd, a name synonymous with hunting wabbits and perpetual frustration, stands tall as one of the most beloved characters in the rich tapestry of Looney Tunes. Created by animation director Tex Avery and brought to life by the talented voice actor Arthur Q. Bryan, Elmer made his auspicious debut in the 1940 cartoon "Elmer's Candid Camera." Little did anyone know at the time that this bumbling hunter with a speech impediment would go on to become an enduring icon of animation history.
Cool SearchesPublished 14 days ago in HumorAre My Bad Jokes Hiding a Fear of Death?
The therapist looked at me. “Your doctor thinks you’re depressed. Do you agree with him?” I considered the question. “I wouldn’t say I’m depressed, but I do have some weird dreams. Last night, I dreamt I was standing in my kitchen cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper.”
Brendan DonaghyPublished 14 days ago in HumorThe Beer Belly Brigade
John drained a cold can of beer and said, “This protest shit pisses me off. Anti-American leftest screaming for their rights, oh hell no! Those Arab Palestinians screaming death to America can kiss my ass.”
Mark StigersPublished 15 days ago in HumorI Just Pooped My Pants
In the vast realm of leadership lessons, few anecdotes offer such unexpected wisdom as the day I found myself in a rather unfortunate situation that can only be described as… well, I crapped my pants.
Chelsea RosePublished 15 days ago in HumorThree Kidnappers That Didn't Do Too Well
Police authorities reported that three women were taken at gunpoint. They were kidnapped and held for hours until the unthinkable happened. This is that story.
Jason Ray MortonPublished 16 days ago in HumorFrom Stand-Up to Hollywood: The Phenomenon of Katt Williams
In the realm of comedy, few names shine as brightly or command as much attention as Katt Williams. With a career spanning over two decades, Williams has carved out a unique niche for himself, transitioning seamlessly from stand-up comedy stages to the glitz and glamour of Hollywood. His journey from humble beginnings to becoming a comedic powerhouse is a testament to his talent, resilience, and unwavering dedication to his craft.
Sangita NandiPublished 17 days ago in HumorThe Observable Collapse of Screwdriver Probability Fields
Quantum mechanics is spooky, as Einstein said. Of course, he was talking about quantum entanglement, in which a particle, observed, determines the status of the particle to which it is entangled.
Gerard DiLeoPublished 17 days ago in HumorDear Body - You Have BETRAYED Me!
Dear Body... Specifically my stomach. In 5 days we are turning 34 years old. We have been through a lot together. And for the most part, you've never let me down.
Hope MartinPublished 18 days ago in HumorThe First Forage
A small harvest mouse poked his nose out of his den cautiously, twitching it and sniffing the cold air before allowing his head and body to follow.
Jessica PhoenixPublished 18 days ago in HumorThe Rats!
The narrator wakes up to a large motherfucker sitting on the kitchen table, and they both feel startled by the sight. It's their first night in their new home, a small farmhouse with more land than they could ever use but at a price that was almost too good. Jennifer asks what's going on, and the narrator suggests going back to sleep, as she already had.
Kamran AlamPublished 18 days ago in Humor