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Castle Chronicles IV
WEAPONS / RESEARCH: Lord Androlian has reported the disovery of an adhesive that may solve a number of problems inherent in Lord Dakkarious' ongong weapons research. Whilst climbing a tree to avoid the wrath of the warrior princess Vice Nanaja, Lord Androlian was sapped upon the head. While Lady Emcat professes responsibility for the fortuitious blow which knocked our jester from his perch, Androlian maintains he "slipped on a batch of bat guano." Be that as it may, the sap covering Lord Androlian's hands and hair upon his rather abrupt (and painful) departure from the tree was found to have properties similar to gorilla glue. While Lord Androlian sports a new crew cut, the result of having to cut his sticky fingers loose from his hair, Lord Dakkarious is delighting in expolring the uses to which this adhesive may be put. Our hermetic researcher stepped out from his lab long enough to inform this reporter that our new Sapper Super Glue will undoubtedly be perfect for the attachment of our latest dung bombs to their frisbee disc delivery systems. [See Science & Technology below]
By Andrew C McDonald3 years ago in Humor
Dog Math Explained
In a nutshell, we do not deserve dogs. When they misbehave, we quickly forgive them; especially when we look through their innocent looking eyes. It is their way of saying sorry, and therefore being let off the hook. And is the back door to some treats. You may have heard of Girl Math, Boy Math, Tradie Math, and even ADHD Math. Now the time has come to welcome in the cutest math of all: Dog Math. Yes, it is a thing, all thanks to social media.
By Justine Crowley3 years ago in Humor
BEAUTIFUL LIVING THROUGH SCIENCE
Lamber sceptra, bibere vitam, potestas eius finem rixae! The flame tucked and shimmied to the sound of a flap. Every eye was on the candle, and not on the soft skin pouring out of the bunched thin white sheet that was spilling off of the table.
By David Cacho3 years ago in Humor
Aba Kadaba
"Susie smells like a fart, make her leave and break her heart!" Little Jessie shrieked the spell at the top of her lungs. Her arms were out wide, and she tilted her head back with all the dramatic flair of a Muppet. Susie, the pigtailed girl in front of her, gasped.
By Jenna Sedi3 years ago in Humor
TAYLORS SWIFT TRANSFORMATIVE
Taylor Swift, the reigning queen of the music industry, stood backstage, her heart pounding with a mix of excitement and nervousness. She was about to embark on a new tour, and this one was different. It wasn't just another tour; it was a tour that held the promise of a fresh start, a new chapter in her life.
By Angel Jacobs3 years ago in Humor
Castle Chicanery II
MERCANTILE & TRADE: Caravan Leader Fired: Turb N. Guye, long time caravan leader for Lord Androlian - court jester - was terminated yesterday [from his position, not from his life, although the vote was close]. Per reliable accounts it seems Caravanser Guye has on several occasions delivered property and goods to the wrong coordinates, thus causing massive problems with proper distribution of resources and revenue. This firing took place amidst allegations of possible animal abuse as Turb N. Guye was also accused of humping the camels.
By Andrew C McDonald3 years ago in Humor
Emotional Damage
In the labyrinthine corridors of the human soul, where emotional damage weaves its intricate tapestry of pain, there exists a profound journey - The Road to Recovery. It's a journey that begins in the depths of despair, where hope flickers like a fragile candle in a storm. But within that fragile light lies the immense power of the human spirit - the power to heal, to mend what's broken, and to emerge from the darkest abyss stronger, wiser, and more resilient than ever before.
By Marjorie Jean Baptiste3 years ago in Humor
The Microbiomics Revolution Has Arrived
The age of microbiomics is upon us and with it opportunities for promising new areas of research have arisen that build and expand upon the excitement of the original but add a previously thought unrelated dimension. By combining the study of the microbiome with some random other non-microbiology related thing that people study not only will you gain notoriety as a trailblazing pioneer in the field, but more importantly you will instantly at least double the number of funding agencies to which you can apply for grant money. Confused? Me too a little bit, but to help clarify some I have proposed a few new fields and brief descriptions of possible research focus areas for each. Note that I own any and all intellectual property associated with the name of each field and any valuable discoveries made within them.
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
