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This and then that and then…? Quack?
. This and then that and then…? Quack? The Ultimate way to Experience a very “Special” film! . . This is my guide to getting ready to watch one particular movie.
Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 3 years ago in GeeksThe Bathory Book
Fingers snaked down my abdomen, sending goosebumps rippling down my body. Mermaids—perpetually insatiable. I stretched, toes tensing at the coolness of Safyl’s scales. Still, I’d made a lot of coin out of their otherworldly urges, despite the single cloaca. Safyl sat up, too, the seaweed covers slipping off her perfectly distracting breasts. “Leaving already?”
International Logline
International Logline: National Hero International news article: Helicopter crash kills Taiwan’s top military officer, 7 others
Justin AmeyPublished 3 years ago in GeeksMr. Brittle
PACIFIC EVENT B ROLL TRANSCRIPT 02:35-02:56 HARVEY TATE: “That’s right, Roger! It is amazing what you are about to see here. I warn you... this footage can be quite unsettling! It’s enough to give you the jeebies! The heebie-jeebies even. Here in California, the Pacific Ocean has receded approximately one hundred feet from the shore... during high tide. Peculiar to say the least. As you can see from this Stansfield family vacation video, it really just happens almost instantly. Like a drain has been pulled from a bathtub! Truly remarkable. What could have possibly caused this is on everyone’s mind. What does this mean for the world? Time will soon tell, Roger. There are some wild word of mouth as to WHY... uh, or even HOW rather, this is occurring. When we receive more information regarding that then we will certainly pass that along to you at the studio and our viewers at home.”
Lucas DiercouffPublished 3 years ago in GeeksEverybody Wins
(DECIDEDLY DISCORDANT INTRO SONG, CROWD APPLAUSE RISES AND FALLS) LESLIE (ANNOUNCER): That’s right, folks, the sound of that completely non-musical interlude means it’s time for yet another edition of EVERYBODY WINS, the world’s first and only politically correct game show. I’m your computer-generated and gender-neutral announcer, Leslie Picklebritches, and here are tonight’s not overly ravishing but definitely breathing hosts, Lorne and Lorna Lumpenprole!
Bob WakulichPublished 3 years ago in GeeksDo I like Books?
! . Do I like Books? . . Scenario 1: . BOOKS AS GIFTS . Someone gives me a Book as a gift! . “Thank you very much for the book!”
Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 3 years ago in GeeksPredictions for 2021
January ebay crashes under the strain of unwanted Christmas presents. The date for the 2021 annual November “Black Friday” and “Cyber Monday” sale event is announced by Amazon. It will be in November. All 30 days of it. Chocolate eggs for Easter 2022 go on sale in all the supermarkets. WeightWatchers come up with a new resolution to assist with weight loss – they encourage you to help all of your friends gain 15 pounds so you look thinner. To demonstrate politicians are not as stupid as they seem, governments throughout the world encourage their publicly-elected members to each take an IQ test, all thankfully proving negative. For each and every one of them. Once again, this is the year the world will end, but not until the 14th of the month at about 2.18pm, but thankfully, Microsoft will dash to the rescue and reboot it at 2.19pm. However, several countries will need updating immediately so the whole thing will slow down to a crawl while these are updated and the world is rebooted several times
Edward MossPublished 3 years ago in Geeks2020 and The Twilight Zone
Unreality is definitely on the table. Science has become an existential option. Relativity rears its ugly head. Pandemia is all the rage. I am wearing a mask with wiener-dogs on it. People think it's cute.
Why We Love Joker And Selena Gomez
One is a mega-successful international pop-star, the other a fictional murderer with a nick for disfigurement and torture games. Yet, there is an undeniable connection between them – an underbelly reason of why we are drawn to them. We often find themselves rooting for villains. Their complexity speaks to our souls because we all know that the core of our souls is not perfect, either.
Zara MillerPublished 4 years ago in GeeksJUST PICK A FU*KING SHOW
In a world with 20 different streaming services available at our fingertips, I find myself wondering how many of us are so impossibly indecisive about what we want to watch. Scrolling between Hulu, Netflix, Prime video, HBO Go and even Crackle. I will look at and read previews for 30 to 40 different movies and shows that Im 90% sure I will never ever in my life watch, let alone see through til the end.
Tyler JohnsonPublished 4 years ago in Geeks'Jojo Rabbit'
SPOLIERS ARE AHEAD SO IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE PLEASE STOP READING NOW. Jojo Rabbit is an interesting film to say the least. It is a film based during the time of World War II in Germany. It focuses on this 10-year-old boy, Jojo, who is an aspiring Nazi fanatic wanting to be in the personal protection service of Hitler. The twist of it is that Jojo has an imaginary friend, who so happens to be Hitler himself. The plot takes an unforeseen twist, as Jojo finds out that his mom is hiding a Jewish girl in their house. Instead of turning her in, he decides to write a book to help other spot Jews.
Hannah ElliottPublished 4 years ago in GeeksThe Clownmaid's Tale
Crustbuk the Clown slammed his tumbler of Scotch onto the table. “Bring me my rust wig,” he growled. Ofcrust the Clownmaid obediently started to search through the giant walk-in closet full of well-used clown paraphernalia. As a High Clown of the Clownsortium, Crustbuk had a massive collection of the highest quality wigs, floppy shoes, and vividly colored plastic noses all heaped up along with the other required accouterments of a well-rounded clown in his expansive closet.
Brian K. HenryPublished 5 years ago in Geeks