Bob Wakulich
Stories (4/0)
This must be what you meant
After checking through all my Sent Items, I could see that I’d been sending you e-mails for almost three weeks after the date they said you died. Like me, you weren’t always prompt about your replies, and I was assuming that you had better things to do, possibly with that neighbour of yours who always seemed to be making her way up the stairs to her flat with a fistful of mail and wearing something delightfully flimsy.
By Bob Wakulich2 years ago in Psyche
Everybody Wins
(DECIDEDLY DISCORDANT INTRO SONG, CROWD APPLAUSE RISES AND FALLS) LESLIE (ANNOUNCER): That’s right, folks, the sound of that completely non-musical interlude means it’s time for yet another edition of EVERYBODY WINS, the world’s first and only politically correct game show. I’m your computer-generated and gender-neutral announcer, Leslie Picklebritches, and here are tonight’s not overly ravishing but definitely breathing hosts, Lorne and Lorna Lumpenprole!
By Bob Wakulich3 years ago in Geeks