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First Place in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge

Amanna Avena

Breaking the News

The news of today is absurd,

When fact and opinions are blurred,

You know it’s the worst,

When profit is first,

And truth comes in second or third.



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Second Place in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge 

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Dear Terminologia Anatomica,

You call it mucus, discharge, secretion

All vague homonyms lacking concretion

Vaginas make goo

It’s useful goo, too

And deserves a word as certain as semen!



Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge

Victoria Alexandrova

Fuzz

A free-spirited woman named Flo

decided to let her hair grow;

she gave up her razors,

wax, tweezers, and lasers,

now she doesn't get cold in the snow.



Zoltan Tasi

Rock On

You just can't avoid getting older.

It's a burden we all have to shoulder.

You can simply survive.

Or learn how to thrive.



prottoy hassan

Rye's Conundrum

There once was a fellow named Rye,

Who could never quite fathom just why,

Life's absurdities reign,

And why pleasure and pain,



Sam van Bussel

The City Tax 

I observe from upstairs on the bus,

The folks in the gloom and their fuss.

Beneath each London grin,

I see spirits worn thin,



Kurt Cotoaga

Strive for the Peak

While the peak never comes within sight

Every hour I valiently fight

With the soap and the suds

And the in-machine floods



Federico Lancellotti

Life in verse

To entangle life into verse?

Some can't think of anything worse

Than writing down truths

And evident proofs:

Life's absurdity put in a hearse.



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Khadeeja Yasser

What's a good distance for love?

A dependable saying to ponder:

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder".

But it’s often opined,

“Out of sight, out of mind”.



Self-Taught

A genius was plagued with depression,

The “Meaning of Life” his obsession.

Interior locutions

Brought him no solutions,

Yet he vows he still learned a lesson.



John Cafazza

The Friar

If you want to find the best liar

You need only talk to the friar

He works in a profession

Recommending confession

Although his own pants are on fire.



Aziz Acharki

Smart

each sensible person should own

the most advanced cellular phone

so when friends get together

you can check news and weather



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The Winners!

Breaking the News. First Place in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Dear Terminologia Anatomica,. Second Place in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge .

Fuzz. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Rock On. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Rye's Conundrum. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

The City Tax . Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Strive for the Peak. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Life in verse. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

What's a good distance for love?. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Self-Taught. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

The Friar. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Smart. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

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The Winners!

Dear Terminologia Anatomica,. Second Place in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge .

Fuzz. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Rock On. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Rye's Conundrum. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

The City Tax . Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Strive for the Peak. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Life in verse. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

What's a good distance for love?. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Self-Taught. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

The Friar. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

Smart. Runner-Up in Ludicrous Limerick Challenge.

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