
Jayveer Vala
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Weirdest Bible Stories The Church Tried to Hide From You
Exploding penises of holy prophets, a girl cut in two to settle an argument; boys boiled alive and eaten by their very own mothers; in the darkest of valleys a zombie army springs into action. The Bible can be a dark and frightening place, so get ready to have the fear of God put into you. 10. Let’s start with good old cannibalism, a rather taboo practice that is nonetheless as old as time. There are lots of mentions of cannibalism in the bible, although we doubt you ever read about them in Sunday school. We also imagine many of you haven’t heard of a guy named Micah. The Old Testament describes him living in a place called Moresheth in ancient Israel. As prophets tend to be, he was often very indignant when it came to the wicked ways of the rich and powerful. In terms of uttering stern words, Micah was a heavyweight champ. When denouncing the corrupt and greedy, he talks about cannibalism. He says of the greedy rulers, “Tear the skin from my people and the flesh from their bones.” They “eat my people’s flesh, strip off their skin and break their bones in pieces.” They “chop them up like meat for the pan, like flesh for the pot.” As with many parts of the bible, you don’t have to take this literally. Micah might just have been using metaphors to say how terrible the leaders were, but did he have to go into so much detail? Then you have this from Jeremiah 19:9: “I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters, and they will eat one another’s flesh because their enemies will press the siege so hard against them to destroy them.” That sounds pretty literal to us, but of course, it might also have been symbolic. That brings us to the boiled kids, because what good story doesn’t have boiled kids in it?
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Confessions
Why A Woman Married A Serial Killer (The Nightstalker)
In the balmy heat of a California summer’s night in 1985, the man known as the Nightstalker slides himself through an open window of a house. He walks into a bedroom room and fires his 25-calibre handgun five times into the body of a sleeping man. Three bullets hit the man’s head, one glances off his thumb, and the other bursts the waterbed he’s sleeping on. The Nightstalker walks into another room and grabs the man’s girlfriend, binding her hands with the now-dying man’s tie. When she looks into his dark eyes, she swears she sees the devil incarnate.
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Criminal
Why Life of a Spartan Warrior Actually Sucked
Despite what Gerard Butler’s glistening six-pack and billowing cape might indicate in the movie “300”, it turns out life as a Spartan warrior was actually kind of terrible. Though life was undoubtedly worse in ancient times on almost all levels - health, longevity, hygiene - warriors in the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta might have had it worst of all. Why? We sent our reluctant researchers back to ancient times to find out. You might think that hell for Spartan warriors started during their intense military training when they were young men, or even perhaps teenagers. And…you’d be wrong.
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Longevity
What IF You Stopped Blinking (Minute by Minute)
Blinking- by the time I finish this sentence, you'll have blinked at least once. It's something we do without thinking, and good thing too because we do it so often. But what if you stopped blinking forever? The consequences can be shocking. In one hour you're going to blink between 900 and 1200 times. In a single day, you'll blink between 14,400 and 19,200 times. In a week that's 100,800 to 134,400 times. And in a year it's a whopping 5.2 million and 7.1 million blinks, giving your eyelids a real workout. Every time you blink your brain is taking a micro rest to process information.
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Lifehack
What if You Only Drank Coke (Day by Day)
You love it, you crave it, you can’t get enough of it. Coke is your go-to drink, and you’ve decided to make it the only liquid you put into your body. What could go wrong? To start with, the sugary drink is tricking you into wanting more. You’ll never actually be able to quench your thirst, and with each can of soda, you are killing yourself quicker than you think. In the days to come, your teeth will rot, you will gain weight, and at least one of your vital organs will fail. Before we get started, let’s blow your mind with some statistics. In 2018 the average American consumed 38.87 gallons of soda throughout the year.
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Filthy
Hitler's Purge Night
Adolf Hitler broods in his office. He paces back and forth, waiting for the phone to ring. There has been opposition to his power, and all guilty parties must be eliminated. But to do this, he needs to betray one of his closest allies and best friends. It has taken him years to get to where he is, and he isn’t about to lose it all when victory is so close. People will die in the purge to come, but that is of no consequence to Adolf Hitler. He will secure his position as Führer of Germany.
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Humans
Actual Reason Why Spartan Empire Went Extinct
For hundreds of years, the Spartans were the most feared warriors in all of Greece. Spartan children were trained to be deadly at the age of seven, the Kings went into battle alongside their warriors, and no one could stop their conquest of Greece once it began. But nothing lasts forever, not even Sparta. What happened to this great civilization? It turns out that their greatest strength ended up being their downfall. Legend has it that the founder of Sparta was a son of Zeus named Lacedaemon.
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Fiction
Ancient Punishment That Still Exists Today
A man, blood dripping from his nose, pleads with his captors not to be subjected to their notorious welcoming. He breathes heavily as he gets down on his knees. His heart pounds; tears stream down his cheeks. In this case, the welcome will end in his death. That is a true story and it happened not too long ago, so don’t go thinking the torture we have for you today is dead and gone like many forms of brutality we have talked about in the past. The Welcome Parade from time to time still leaves its mark on this world, but first, we should look at where it came from.
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Fiction
The Ugly Truth About Walt Disney
The year is 1928 and 27-year-old Walter Elias Disney is sitting on a train after a pretty crumby business meeting. He takes out his faithful pencil and starts sketching, drawing something that he has no idea for decades to come will change people’s perception of a certain kind of vermin. Above the sketch, he writes, “Mortimer Mouse.” He then takes it home and shows his wife Lily. She chuckles and tells him, “Come on Walt, you need a cuter name than Mortimer…What about Mickey?” Walt smiles and agrees, Mickey will work. This is such a cute scene from the annals of American history, but did we add that Mr Disney drew that sketch at a time when he may have had some very bad thoughts in his head?
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Humans
What Happened to Hitler's Body
Most gravestones are a site of solemn remembrance, where mourners bring flowers and share memories. However, there are some people whose graves would be more likely to become public graffiti targets - no one more than Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler. But no one’s defacing Hitler’s grave - because he doesn’t have one. Which raises one big question - what happened to Hitler’s body? It was 1945, and the walls were closing in on the Nazi regime.
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Fiction
How Third Richest Man in the World Went Missing From the Sky
What goes up, doesn’t always come down. On a warm day in July, the third-richest man in the world boarded his private plane in the UK to make the short trip to Belgium. Six other people were on that plane, and yet this man somehow disappeared mid-flight. This is one of the most baffling mysteries in human history, about a man who was both loved and hated; a man whose great wealth generated acres of envy. He was tied to strange and questionable business deals, and he was about to work with one of the biggest names in organized crime to bring chaos and pain to Europe.
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Fiction
The 11-Year-Old World War 2 Soldier
A young boy runs home from school so fast he almost trips over himself. It’s a mild December day in Texas, but sweat streams down the boy’s face as he grips his tongue between his teeth and sprints toward his house. When he gets there, his mother, stepfather, and six older siblings huddle around a radio in their shabby living room. The boy hates his stepfather, but right now, his anger is directed elsewhere. “Shush,” says his mother as the boy's fight for a better position around the family’s prized radio. “It’s starting.” All the family is poised as the radio presenter fills them in on what’s happening. “Hello, NBC. Hello, NBC. This is KTU in Honolulu, Hawaii. I am speaking from the roof of the Advertiser Publishing Company Building. This morning we witnessed the assault of Pearl Harbor by enemy planes, undoubtedly Japanese.” The USA is under attack! This is war.
By Jayveer Vala3 months ago in Serve