Caroline Jane
Bio
Warm-blooded vertebrate, domesticated with a preference for the wild. Howls at the moon and forages on the dark side of it. Laughs like a hyena. Fuelled by good times and fairy dust. Writes obsessively with no holes barred.
Achievements (15)
Stories (127/0)
My Name is Caroline Jane, and I am a VOCAL Challenge Addict
My name is Caroline Jane, and I am addicted to VOCAL Challenges. True story. They are like my Meth. I was not going to enter this one, the #200 one, and then at the final furlong, I was like, "Well, what's the harm? Just have a wee punt. You know you want to..."
By Caroline Jane3 months ago in Humor
- Runner-Up in Misplaced Challenge
There Should be a Crack in EverythingRunner-Up in Misplaced Challenge
It is nearly a hundred years since I slipped off a coffin and tumbled into the gutter. It is such a shame. I genuinely thought I had made it that time. For a brief moment, lying there, out of sight, blanketed in the sludge of London's streets, slathered by trickles of earthly grime, I basked in the sanctity of decay, and it was beautiful.
By Caroline Jane4 months ago in Fiction
- Top Story - January 2024
Candle LitTop Story - January 2024
Candlelight is elegantly flattering. The delicate dance of a solitary flame rising upwards, outwards... inwards. It is a honey that can reach into any darkness, sweetening it, softening it, enlivening it, warming the macabre and cold callouses left by life.
By Caroline Jane4 months ago in Horror
- Top Story - January 2024
Freedom and Toasted Panettone with Salted AvocadoTop Story - January 2024
Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or a scholar. [Or a parent during the holidays] Nietzche – Human, All too Human [embellished by me]
By Caroline Jane4 months ago in Feast
- Top Story - December 2023
- Top Story - December 2023
- Top Story - November 2023
The Long and Painful Death of Sandie MaloneTop Story - November 2023
November, 2023, Colorado Desert. Mam, before we begin, I just want to say that I will be offering no apology for betraying you at your funeral. It was the best thing I could have done. I don't even mind if you do come back and haunt me. I think I would enjoy that.
By Caroline Jane5 months ago in Fiction