Brett Rothenberg
Stories (32/0)
stranded in socal
I decided to take a trip to Southern California, I thought it would be a great opportunity to experience all the excitement and diversity the place has to offer. Little did I know that this vacation would turn out to be one of the most crazy, unexpected, and thrilling experiences of my life.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Confessions
President Glass
My Confession: My Addiction to Eating Glass Hello, my fellow Americans. I come to you today with a heavy heart and a confession to make. I have been struggling with an addiction for some time now, and I feel it is important to be open and honest with you all about it.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Confessions
Inflatable Pink Flamingos
I never thought my life would come to this. But here I am, sitting in my living room surrounded by inflatable animals and pool toys. It all started innocently enough. I was at a friend's pool party and they had an inflatable swan floating in the water. I couldn't help but feel a little envious of the swan, gliding effortlessly across the water. I had to have one for myself.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Confessions
Addicted to #4039
I have to admit, I've always been a bit of a weirdo. I have this tendency to stand too close to people and make them feel uncomfortable, and my smile is a little peculiar, which I've been told can come across as creepy. And I'll be the first to admit, I talk too much, especially about topics that make others uncomfortable, like sex. But I swear, it's not on purpose.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Humans
Rags to Riches
As a former billionaire, I never thought I would find myself living on the streets. But through a series of bad investments, like investing in a company that only made square watermelons and poor decisions, like buying a private island just to sink it for the tax write off, I lost everything and found myself homeless, with nothing but the clothes on my back and the memories of my former life.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Confessions
ButterflyGPT
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Samantha. She had always felt like something was off about her life, like she didn't quite fit in with the rest of humanity. It wasn't until one day, while wandering through the woods, that she discovered the truth.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Blush
Run Forrest Run
I had always been searching for something more in my life. I had a feeling that there was something bigger out there for me, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. That's when I heard about Jesus. I had never been particularly religious, but something about the idea of meeting Jesus in person really resonated with me. I knew that I had to find a way to meet him, no matter what it took.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Wander
