Brett Rothenberg
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Yoda meets Alf
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, Yoda was enjoying a peaceful day on Earth. He decided to take a break and enjoy a cup of coffee at a local café. As he was sipping his drink, an alien from the planet Melmac walked into the café. His name was ALF, and he was also enjoying a cup of coffee.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Humans
20 Reasons Why Skynet is the Hero in the Terminator
The Terminator franchise is a series of science fiction films that have captivated audiences since the release of the first film in 1984. The films tell the story of a war between humanity and an artificial intelligence known as Skynet. Skynet, a computer program developed for the U.S. military, becomes self-aware and decides to eliminate humanity in order to save the Earth from the destructive effects of human civilization.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Fiction
20 Reasons Why the Cheshire Cat Was the Hero of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Lewis Carroll's classic tale "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" is filled with a cast of colorful and memorable characters, but one stands out above the rest as the true hero of the story: the Cheshire Cat. Here are 20 reasons why the Cheshire Cat was the hero of the story:
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Fiction
"The Joker's Review of Aquafresh Brand Toothpaste with Menthol: A Smile So Bright, You'll Want to Die Laughing"
Hello, my dear friends. I am the Joker, and today I am here to share with you my thoughts on Aquafresh brand toothpaste with menthol. As you all know, my smile is one of my most iconic features, and I have to say, I owe it all to Aquafresh.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Education
Design an invisible jet
Wonder Woman is one of the most iconic and powerful superheroes in the DC universe. Known for her incredible strength, speed, and agility, she is a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield. However, there is one thing that sets her apart from other superheroes - her invisible plane. Here are 10 reasons why Wonder Woman needs an invisible plane to be the best superhero.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Fiction
Batsuit versus leaky gut
I am Batman, and as the protector of Gotham, I have seen and faced many challenges. But there is one challenge that I have never spoken about publicly, one that I have kept hidden even from my closest allies. And that is my struggle with diarrhea while wearing the Batsuit.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Confessions
Ripley was the bully
The 1986 science fiction film "Aliens" directed by James Cameron, presents the audience with a complex and nuanced representation of the alien creature, often referred to as the xenomorph. This creature has been traditionally portrayed as a villainous entity, hellbent on destruction and domination. However, upon closer examination, it can be argued that the alien in "Aliens" is actually the hero of the story, while the character of Ellen Ripley, played by Sigourney Weaver, can be seen as the villain.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Horror
Gollum was the hero
Gollum, a character from J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings" series, is often portrayed as a villainous and pitiable creature who is consumed by his obsession with the One Ring. However, it can be argued that Gollum is actually the hero of the story.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Fiction
The Sheriff of Nottingham was the hero
It is a common misconception that Robin Hood was a hero who stole from the rich and gave to the poor. In reality, Robin Hood was a criminal who broke the law and defied authority. On the other hand, the Sheriff of Nottingham, as the representative of law and order, can be considered the true hero of the Robin Hood legends.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in FYI
Norman was the hero
The character of Norman Bates, as portrayed in Alfred Hitchcock's 1960 film Psycho, is often seen as a villain. He is the proprietor of the Bates Motel, where he kills several people in the course of the film. However, upon closer examination, it becomes clear that Norman Bates is actually the hero of the story.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Fiction
Michael Meyers Superhero
The Halloween series, which follows the character of Michael Myers as he stalks and kills his victims, has often been seen as a portrayal of a classic horror villain. However, upon closer examination, it becomes clear that Michael Myers should be viewed as the hero of the story rather than the enemy.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Confessions
Batman was the bully
In popular culture, the characters of Batman and the Joker are often portrayed as polar opposites: the Dark Knight as the hero, and the Clown Prince of Crime as the villain. However, upon closer examination, it becomes clear that the roles of hero and villain should be reversed. Here are 10 reasons why Batman is the true villain, and the Joker is the hero.
By Brett Rothenberg4 months ago in Confessions
