Alan Walker
Bio
Part-time Avid Gamer, self appointed nerd, and volunteer Karate Instructor
Long time reader, first time blogger
Stories (37/0)
Prepare to Cthu-lose your sanity
Imagine if you will it's the 1920's; the era of Jazz, Flappers, and Surrealism. Imagine you are a concerned citizen who has taken notice of the strange events that seem to be taking place, and have decided to investigate these events further only to find they are linked to cults who worship ancient Elder Gods, gods who are currently knocking on the door of reality trying to get in. Now imagine you're travelling the globe trying to solve mysteries to keep the Elder Gods at bay whilst battling the forces at work trying to bring forth these horrors from beyond. Grab your .45 Automatic, your Healing Words Spell, and check your Sanity at the door
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Geeks
When Panda in garden you have, Confucius says "Check local Wanted Ads for new job"
Imagine if you will it's Heian Period and you have been hired by the Emperor of Japan to cultivate the Imperial Bamboo garden to make it the most beautiful garden in all the land. Imagine if you will the Emperor of China has come on a mission of peace and unity and given the Emperor a very strange gift, a Giant Panda.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Geeks
You don't have to be mad to work here, but you won't last long if you're not
Imagine if you will the world has gone Mad! Imagine the collapse of the economy, the collapse of society, and all out war have engulfed the globe. Now take those thought and imagine them in a Post-Apocalyptic film series primarily set in Australia where the lead character is played by Mel Gibson and Tom Hardy. Get the picture? Now imagine if you will you are a courier working for the Post-Apocalyptic equivalent of DPD, UPS, FEDEX, or the Royal Mail. Grab your gun and make sure you've got plenty of Guzzoline as we drive at breakneck speeds to deliver the mail
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Gamers
Eric M. Lang
Anyone who knows me knows that I love gaming. Video games are great for when I've had a stressful day; nothing eases stress like shooting some unknown video game enemy in the face, however I am also an avid board gamer. For most people, board games summon up images of people playing Monopoly and Scrabble. There is far more to the hobby than just the games available to us from the Argos catalogue.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Gamers
Foxtrot Oscar Donald
There isn't a person in western civilisation over the age of 25 who doesn't know a Dumb Blonde joke. Granted not all blondes are stupid but there are at least two; Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, more so the latter of the two. At least the former has the ability to speak several languages.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in The Swamp
Fudge Pt 4
What happened next happened as fast as the Flash with a bad case of diarrhoea. One second I was tentative but dry; now I am wet and wishing I was anywhere else but here. And so it began, the First Mate had called the order for the contestants to be dropped into the pool. Now the only the thing he had to worry about was the sharks swimming furiously below him and the rest of the group.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in The Swamp
Fudge Pt. 3
The Town Square was epitome of organised chaos. The townspeople were here in force and you didn't have to see them to know they were there. The noise coming from the crowd was enough to register as a 4.0 on the Richter Scale. Then there was the band, who had to play louder so that they could be heard. Anyone one with pets at home should ensure that they are safe and well because I'm pretty sure you can hear the noise coming from the town square too.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in The Swamp
Fudge Pt. 2
It was dawn over Wightland; not that you could ever tell given the fact the town of Steamwood was subterranean. Our little town was formed during the golden age of piracy when a pirate crew led by Captain Saint set up a hideout in an undiscovered cave on the Isle of Wight. Over the years their little hideout became fishing village and son after a small town, it's hard to believe anyone could grow crops underground but here we are, the town has survived for centuries because no one knows we're here.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in The Swamp
Fudge
It was New Year's Eve 2021; the Prime Minister paced around his office in Downing Street, these were stressful times. His time as Prime Minister is likely to be to come to an end unless he takes drastic action, but he cannot see any drastic action that would help hi make this situation better.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in The Swamp
Diary of a Dungeoneer
Allow me to introduce myself, I am Borien Steelbeard and I am a Dwelf. What is a Dwelf I hear you ask? Well a Dwelf is what happens when an Elf gets stupidly drunk and has “a good time” with a 400lb Dwarf; what can I say for a Dwarf my mum was a looker, and my dad had a thing for beards.
By Alan Walker6 years ago in Geeks
Martial Arts
Martial Arts are widely known across the world from Aikido to Yaw-Yan. Steeped in mysterious, and sometimes just misunderstood, history these arts can benefit people in various ways, from Self-defence to better health. In modern times where there are different schools the world over the hardest thing about martial arts is the question "Which art do I choose?"
By Alan Walker6 years ago in Longevity